[Verse 1]

Under the umbrella

There walks a lonely man

Nowhere to go

But his agents in The Strand

[Verse 2]

Thank you very much

But the audition's been postponed

Nice of you to come

But we will ring you at home

[Chorus]

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

[Verse 3]

Under the umbrella

There walks a lonely man

Buys a copy of The Stage

From the kiosk in The Strand

[Verse 4]

Will you let me know soon

I really need this part

I'll try Mr. Jones

But the production may never start

[Chorus]

Goodbyе, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbyе, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

[Verse 5]

The headlines say the state of theatre

Is deployable today

The theatre's going dark

Goodbye Mr. Jones, goodbye performing art

[Chorus]

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

[Outro]

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye