[Intro]

B-B-B-B-B

[Chorus 1]

Today a bird flew into my window and died

Then I took my ice cream and I sat there and cried

Then I fucked your bitch in her pussy and- all night

Yeah, yeah that's how I do, yeah, I fuck that shit

[Verse 1]

Yeah I fuck that shit and I really do not care

Do not talk to me unless you have stupid long hair

My life's a scary movie like Blair-

Witch, your girl's a dumb bitch

[Chorus 2]

Okay then that bird flew in my window, then it died

Then I sat there and ate ice cream and I cried

Yeah, my girl's an e-girl, but okay

When I was a kid one time I thought I was gay

[Verse 2]

My teacher failed me but he said it'll be okay

Sometimes I watch Steve put MRE's on the tray

I got server connection lost into my game

I'm feelin' all pain, I'm doin' not okay

I'm 'bout to queue up, I'm 'bout to hit it up

My girl in the laundry that's when she got stuck

And she ask me for help, that's when she got fucked

Yeah, 100 stacks, yeah, I put that shit on a buck

Can't believe they banned Dr for stupid shungite

No I'm not talkin' Suge Knight, think he's locked up or something

Came back from the dentist, yeah, he fucked my ass up

Now I'm pourin' liquor inside my double cup

No content to watch now I'm feelin' fucked up

My alert just told me to shut the fuck up

My mom just tried to call me and I didn't not pick up

I cannot believe Will Smith is a fucking cuck

[Chorus 3]

My bird flew into my window then died

Yeah, it turns out it was my bird that's why I'm cryin'

I'm about to jerk off and I really don't know why

Yeah, I realise, yeah, that's me, I'm that guy

[Bridge 1]

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[Verse 3]

Yeah, sometimes I wonder where I'm supposed to be

Which dude am I supposed to be?

Should I stream or should I just watch xQc?

I don't know why but I can only count to three

Some dude just hacked my password, fuck it was 123

I owned your mom and then she said GG

Please do not tell my girl, please don't tell Gigi

I'm killin' this beat on Audacity

How dare they ban Doc, the audacity

Now it feels wrong when I spam forsenCD

I tried to invite her but she's in a party

There's no way this guy is better than me

He mains mid and I'm an ADC

You play support you are meant for me

[Bridge 2]

I can buy you every skin

I don't care if they call me simp

I'll help you get more wins

I'll heal you like a Paladin

You can play with him sometimes

You can call me Will Smith

[Chorus 4]

Some- bird and some shit I don't know why

I talkin' 'bout birds I just wanna die

Not really, my life's pretty good

I got a lot of subs and I- YEP

[Outro]

Emote in the chat

I've been doin' that

This is the fuckin' outro

Call me your bro

(Pfft)