[Verse 1]

Bottle, bottle, on the wall, who's the drunkest of us all?

Set yourself up for the fall, who's a slave to alcohol

I know a place where you can go, you'll probably see no one that you know

A few minutes will make you think you probably need another drink

[Chorus]

They said that I had a disease, I asked them, "What?" if they please

I asked them what the fuck they meant

Victim of the six percent

Now I'm so ashamed of it

I guess it's time that I quit

Cheers!

[Verse 2]

I saw a friend the other day, getting out of an A.A

He was looking really good, that made me think of myself

I care about my worthless friends, don't like to see them kill themselves

Get so strung out they lose all hope, why do you think they call it dope?

[Chorus]

They said that I had a disease, I asked them, "What?" if they please

I asked them what the fuck they meant

Victim of the six percent

Now I'm so ashamed of it

I guess it's time that I quit

[Outro]

Trembling hands, bloodshot eyes, propose a toast to my demise

God gave me this liver

I didn't know he was an Indian giver