Point-E Happy Hate too tired to masturbait

So im back on the mic to complain about shit I hate

Have your cake and eat it too you probably eat a lot of cake

Hood rich on your birthday thats PHAT with a P H

A PhD more likely

Uneducated but still smart so dont take me lightly

Im that guy who survived when god tried to smite me

And shoved garlic up draculas ass when he tried to bite me

I can be a douche slightly so fuckers wanna fight me

Youre annoying I dont care if you like me

I won't stoop to your level im chivalrous but not knightly

Theres a doorway to my thoughts and I can't find the right key

My concious shot me a look so I pulled a gat and shot it down

The dead weight of its corpse feels like a hundred pounds

I half hope itll get up and run around

So when I jump I have the common sense not to miss the ground

Its pretty obvious no one would even miss me

Other rappers dont even hate me enough to diss me

You think im cool just cuz I can get girls to kiss me

But when the find out how fucking weird I am? bitch please

Im like a magnet that switches polarization

Im chill as fuck up untill the bitches realization

That im not who they thought I was we're not going on vacation

Whenever I look for love I only get fake shit

Its funny how people get mad that I can take shit

I do suck why would I get mad when people say shit

You idiots expect me to be devestated

The fact that I dont care what you think you fucking hate it

Its your second favorite white boy hatin on number 1

Number threes hatin and claimin its just for fun

All that shit was metaphors I dont fucking own a gun

You faggots think im stupid enough to kill someone?

The stupid white kid rapping rate is at a record high

But thats better lil wayne and drake the broken record guys

Is one verse and six choruses really what you fuckers like

Youre nothing but zombies drinking musical cheese light

With one third less calories but three times the salary

Your fuckers need to realize this is reality

So stop inventing stupid acronyms and walking galleries

When people hear happy hate theyll be screamin louder please

Please get out your seat if you want another masterpiece

Without encouragement im nothing but a disaster see

Kidding lack of the above is why I rap in the first place

Its gotten me nowhere other than past third base

Theres one bitch in particular id like to punch her face

Its ok cause shes probably got a dick under her panty lace

I won't name names but she really like talk shit

Truth is I just think shes jealous of us cool kids

You like to talk shit cause happy hate is fuckin awesome

No dental plan but we're still fuckin flossing

You rapping balls out but I like to keep my balls in

No cheese no barrels but a lotta fuckin dolphins

Ballin with that window to the wall shit

Youre a baby still wearing diapers and crawlin

Caught him tryna escape my crawl space

Oh wait I dont fuckin make horrorcore its all fake

Im batman when im fucking fat jan

Throw shit at people on the street just because I can

But you can't because you dont have the guts

Scared that people will give you looks like bitch you nuts

But maybe I am got a evil wizard inside my head

Like I previously said maybe im better off dead

But if I jump no one would really give a shit

So I guess ill just try again