[ETHEREAL BAND BEINGS]
Well it's a mop top throw down
Sock hop showdown
Everybody's having it out!
We got puppets by the dozen
And they're ready for a ruckus
It's looking pretty grim for our pals
But who's that throwing in just in time?
It's a deus ex mop-en-a, don't you cry-e-y!
She'll clean your clock
Then she'll mop you up!
Let's show you what we're talking about!
Well, Snouts grabs a chair
[SNOUTS]
Come here you!
[ETHEREAL BAND BEINGS]
Swings at nothing but air!
[SNOUTS]
Wha?
[ETHEREAL BAND BEINGS]
Janitor's too fast!
[JANITOR]
Ha! Have some mop!
[ETHEREAL BAND BEINGS]
Now that pig is cut in half!
The puppets scream their laments!
While Panglo frees Dankent!
Then they have a conversation
That you're gonna hear now!
[PANGLO]
I’ll help you out of this yarn
[DANKENT]
Thanks puppet
[PANGLO]
It’s Panglo, remember I sang that song and—
[DANKENT]
You wanna help?
[PANGLO]
Sure mister
[DANKENT]
Then less talky more punchy
[ETHEREAL BAND BEINGS]
Yeah it's a mop top throw down
Sock hop showdown
Everybody's having it out!
Just when the puppets seemed the toughest
Now their shaking in their stuffin'
Seems the Janitor has them in doubt
Puppet Johnson tries to sneak up behind
But she sprays him with some Clorox in the eye-e-eye-e-eye!
While he's writhing on the floor
Oingly's running for the door
But a well thrown scrub brush takes him out!
Now Mama's got an ax!
Yeah she's on the attack!
She loved those puppets like her fuzzy sons
Now someone's gonna play for it!
[MADAME SUNSHINE]
You crusty custodial so and so! I'll kill you!
[PANGLO]
Watch out Ms. Janitor! She's throwing that ax!
[JANITOR]
Thanks but, ain't no thing to - hup - jump out the way!
[DANKENT]
The ax hit the Fuzzing Machine! It's heating up in here like a sweater on a hotplate!
[ETHEREAL BAND BEINGS]
Well it's a mop top throw down
Sock hop showdown
And things have gotten out of control!
The ax has hit the fuzzer
Now it starts to shake and stutter
Spitting sparks, igniting puppets in droves
The puppets spread the fire from their flailing around
And now the whole dang place is coming dow-uh-wow-uh-wown!
That was some mop top mayhem
We hope that you enjoyed it!
Now everybody run for your
Everybody run for your
Everybody run for your lives!