[BEARDY and the BEARDOS]

Beardy goes down, Beardy goes down

Well good lord a Beardy Goes Down

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise:

Beardy goes down

One day Beardy went a walking in the hills and the pines

Found a hole in the ground that was neat so I climbed in side

Walked for miles and miles as the tunnel was long

And I ate my sandwich so my sandwich was gone

And I missed that sandwich so I cried and cried

Beardy goes down, Beardy goes down

Well good lord a Beardy Goes Down

Into the wet hot crotch of the earth

Beardy goes down

Now I come round a bend and whaddaya thinky there be?

Was an Elder sort a God of a fuzzy type lookin at me

He called in a voice both familiar and strange

Then he shoved his yarny fingers through my ears into my brain

And I shook like a flea in a fart - but I fin'ly could see:

Yeah, I saw through the eyes of our fuzzy lord

Saw the plan that he had for his boys and his girls

What that follow his ways of soft and fuzzy grace

I saw his dream of a world made of cotton

That was cleansed of a tooth that was growin' rather rotten

A wild, peaceful kind of place

And the rise of the purest fuzzy race

Well the vision soon end and the Elder Fuzz wake me with a shout

(Beardy goes down)

He said I snore in my sleep and I prolly should get that checked out

(Beardy goes down)

He said it might be nothing but it's best to be safe

And also I should go and tell the world of his ways

So I made for the surface, and that's what I'ma doing right now

(Beardy goes down)

Beardy goes down, Beardy goes down

Well good lord a Beardy Goes Down

I'm tellin' y'all the fuzzin' truth

Beardy goes down

Beardy goes down, Beardy goes down

Well good lord a Beardy Goes Down

The Fuzzy one waits for us...

If you'd only go down