INTRO
[Announcer]
What's good what's good what's good
Ladies and gentlemen!
It's a beautiful day outside
And today we have a treat for all you listeners
We have Pluffaduff and DaymanOurSavior
Here in the studio
Ready to go head to head with each other
In a Mashup Battle!
Alright, so, here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna switch to a different DJ every time you hear that DJ's name
I'm gonna play a short example for you, like this:
ROUND 0
Dayman
[Iyaz - Replay, 100 Gecs - Money Machine]
Shawty's like a money machine
[Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal]
Work it
Make it (Aaow!)
[Linkin Park - In The End, Snoop Dogg - Nuthin’ But a “G” Thang]
It starts with onе
Pluffaduff
[Yakuza - Baka Mitai]
Domo
Mitai
[Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5]
A little bit of
[Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk]
Funk gon' give it to you
Dayman
[Iyaz - Replay]
I-I-I
Singing
Na-na-na-na
[Outkast - Hey Ya!]
My baby don't
[Big Time Rush - Big Time Rush]
Play it straight
[Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger]
Do it
Makes us
[Iyaz - Replay]
Evеryday
[SUPER SMASH BROS Announcer]
3 2 1
Pluffaduff
[Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up]
Oh
[Daft Punk - One More Time]
Celebrate
[Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick]
One
Two
Three
END OF ROUND 0
[Announcer]
Woo! That's what I'm talking about!
Alright, time for the real deal
We're gonna do it like this, okay?
Here we go!
ROUND 1
Dayman
[Paramore - Misery Business]
Let's take it from the top
[Verbal Ase - Obama Beatbox]
With a little bit of
[Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5]
Monica
[Paramore - Misery Business]
It's ticking like a clock
[Drowning Pool - Bodies]
Floor!
[Radiohead - Creep]
I'm a, I'm a
[Spongebob Squarepants - Stepping on the beach]
Stepping on the beach
Do-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
[Pharrell Williams - Gust Of Wind]
Off sometimes
[Death Grips - Guillotine]
It goes it goes it-it
Pluffaduff
[Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta, Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)]
I remember you!
[Katy Perry - Last Friday Night, Will Smith - Wild Wild West]
Oh (Wicki-wicki)
Oh (Wicki)
Oh well
[Post Malone - Sunflower]
Then you're
[Kanye West - POWER]
Living in that
[Major Lazer - Aerosol Can]
We behaving
[Grant MacDonald - Ram Ranch]
Naked Cowboys
[Parappa The Rapper 2 - BIG]
Gotta go now
[Busta Rhymes - Why Stop Now]
Can have everything
[DMX - Get It On The Floor]
Get it
[Oil Spill Covering Colerain Township - Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Soundbite, Parappa The Rapper 2 - BIG]
Right now
[Eminem - Without Me, Hail Mary Mallon - Whales]
Guess who's back motherfucker
[Oil Spill Covering Colerain Township - Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Soundbite, Parappa The Rapper 2 - BIG]
Right now
Dayman
[Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You]
Come on now
[Bill Nye The Science Guy - Main Theme]
Bill Bill
[Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life]
Doo-doo-doo-doo
[blink-182 - All The Small Things]
I'll take
[S3RL - MTC]
Hentai
[TryHardNinja - Revenge, iDubbbz - I'm Gay Soundbite]
Baby, I'm gay
[blink-182 - All The Small Things]
Your ride
[Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life]
Doo-doo-doo-doo
[Bill Nye The Science Guy - Main Theme]
The Science Guy
[Hatsune Miku - Nyan Cat]
Nya Nya
[Pixies - Where Is My Mind?]
Stop
Pluffaduff
[Queen - We Will Rock You]
Big noise
[Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)]
Gotta gotta ge-get it on
[PsychicPebbles - GET OUT OF MY CAR]
GET OUT
[Balloon Boy - Five Nights At Freddy's 2]
Hi
[Missy Elliot - Lose Control]
Music make you
[Daft Punk - Technologic, Oil Spill Covering Colerain Township - Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Soundbite]
Buy it
Use it
Break it
Fuck it
[Gorillaz - DARE]
Dare
[Skrillex - Kyoto]
Drop it ha-hard
[Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta]
Bone to pick
[Death Grips - Guillotine]
It goes
[6ix9ine - GUMMO]
Blicky got the stiffy
[Bubba Sparxxx - Ms. New Booty]
Booty rockin everywhere
[Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies]
Oh
[Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It]
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
[Cash Cash - Overtime]
Over
Dayman
[The Offspring - All I Want, Iyaz - Replay]
Yeah yeah na na yeah
[Knife Party - Bonfire]
Bonfire!
[Nine Inch Nails - Closer, Penn & Teller - Shut the Fuck Up Soundbite, TryHardNinja - Revenge, Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom]
I wanna fuck you like my mom
[S3RL - MTC]
And she would sing
[Paramore - Misery Business]
Whoa!
[Bruh Sound Effect #2]
Bruh
Bruh bruh bruh
[Knife Party - Bonfire]
Bo-bo-bo-bonfire!
[Hatsune Miku - Nyan Cat, The Offspring - All I Want, Spongebob Laughing soundbite]
Nya-nya-nya-nya
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
HAHAHAHA
[TeddyLoid - Theme for Scanty & Knee Socks]
Gotta find a way and it
[Big Time Rush - Big Time Rush]
Gotta live it big
Pluffaduff
[Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger]
Rising up
[Disturbed - Down With The Sickness]
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
[El Chombo - Dame Tu Cosita]
Dame Tu Cosita
[Childish Gambino - Bonfire]
Okay
[FilthyFrankTV - It's Time To Stop]
It's Time To Stop!
[JonTron - STOP!]
STOP!
[Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It, Otis McDonald - What We Do Here Is Go Back, DMX - Get It On The Floor]
Bring it back once again
[PSY - Gangnam Style]
Op, op, op
[Kanye West - Touch The Sky]
I gotta
[Busta Rhymes - Why Stop Now, Black Eyed Peas - Pump It]
Turn my beat up louder
[LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem]
Party Rock
[Black Eyed Peas - Pump It]
Pump it (Louder!)
[Daft Punk - Technologic]
Break it
Break it
*Enderman Teleports*
[Skrillex - Kyoto]
Yo Skrill'
[JonTron - Fuck You]
Fuck you!
END OF ROUND 1
[Announcer]
Now that's some stiff competition!
We're gonna speed things up just a bit to keep things interesting
Round 2, let's go!
ROUND 2
Pluffaduff
[Eminem - Godzilla, Vargskelethor - Who's Been Drawing Dicks?]
I can swallow a dick
[Coldplay - Viva La Vida]
Used to used to
[Hideki Naganuma - Ain't Nothin' Like a Funky Beat]
Ain't nothin' like a
[Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight]
Hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the
[Hideki Naganuma - Ain't Nothin' Like a Funky Beat]
Funky beat
Dayman
[Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life]
Doo
[Fall Out Boy - Sugar We're Goin Down]
Goin'
[The Offspring - All I Want]
All I
[Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life]
Doo
[Fetty Wap - Trap Queen]
Never letting go
[Fall Out Boy - Sugar We're Goin Down]
Goin'
[Finger Eleven - Paralyzer]
I'm Paralyzed
I'm
[Fetty Wap - Trap Queen]
Ne-ne-never letting
Pluffaduff
[Ying Yang Twins - Wait (The Whisper Song)]
Hey lil' mama, lemme
[Loud Nigra Scream]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Parappa The Rapper 2 - Sista Moosesha]
When I say boom boom boom
You say bam bam bam
[Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq]
Like Boom! (Boom)
I put it in the hoop like
Dayman
[Pharrell Williams - Gust Of Wind]
Gust Of Wind
[C + C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat]
Dance now!
[Finger Eleven - Paralyzer]
Place or my place
Pluffaduff
[Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe, Oasis - Wonderwall]
Call me maybe
[Oil Spill Covering Colerain Township - Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Soundbite, Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun]
Right now
[???]
Get stupid with it
[Death Grips - Get Got]
Get Get Get Get
Got Got Got Got
[High School Musical 3 - Now Or Never]
This is the last time to get it right
[DMX - Get It On The Floor]
Let's get it on
[Death Grips - Get Got]
Get Get Get Get
[Nicholas Fraser - Why You Always Lying]
Lying
END OF ROUND 2
[Announcer]
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
What. A. Battle!
Alright before we say goodbye we're gonna have one last round with both DJs playing at the same time
That's my time folks!
Have yourselves a beautiful time
And always remember to
STAY FUNKY
FINAL ROUND
DAYMAN
Pluffaduff
[DROWNING POOL - Bodies]
Flo-flo-floor!
[EIFFEL 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)]
Da da da ba dee da
[EARTH, WIND & FIRE - September]
Dee ya dye
[LYN INAIZUMI - Last Surprise]
You'll never
[Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up]
Never gonna
[BENNY BENASSI- Cinema (Skrillex Remix)]
Drop the bass
[Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger]
Work is never over
[I like ya cut g soundbite]
I like ya cut g *slaps*
[Charlie Puth - See You Again]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh
[Ninja - Fuck you say soundbite]
Fuck you say to me you little-little
[Shoji Meguro - Mass Destruction, Justin Bieber - Baby]
Baby, baby, baby
Oh like
Baby, baby, baby
No, like
[Kavinsky - Nightcall]
I'm giving
[Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up]
Never gonna
[NICKLEBACK - Photograph]
Look at this
[KERO KERO BONITO- Flamingo]
Have to eat
[ERIC VIOLETTE - F-R-E-E That Spells Free]
Creditreport.com baby
[Eminem - Lose Yourself]
You better
[Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal]
Aaow!
[Keemstar - Dollar In The Woods!]
Found a dollar
[Hail Mary Mallon - Whales]
Money Money Money Money Mo-
[Lifeseeker - Gone Guru]
Fat cup of piss
*Drinks minecraft potion*
[Team Fortress 2 - Scout Death Scream]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[IYAZ - Replay, 100 GECS - Money Machine]
Shawty's like a money machine
[DAFT PUNK - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, MICHAEL JACKSON - Smooth Criminal]
Work it
Make it (Aaow!)
[LINKIN PARK - In The End, SNOOP DOGG - Nuthin’ But a “G” Thang]
It starts with one
[Yakuza - Baka Mitai]
Domo
Mitai
[Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5]
A little bit of
[Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk]
Funk gon' give it to you