Tyler:

Well, one day I tied a string around a quarter and dropped it down to a bridge

A mathematician whipped out his ruler and measured the diameter and circumference of that quarter

He then had a colleague write an equation on his shiny, BALD head...

They divided the diameter by the circumference... wait, nononono... Yea-yea-i-it was the- it was the circumference by the diameter! Mhm...

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Well, uh, then a hobo emerged

He said, "Gimme dat big dollah!"

The mathematician refused and refuted with

"If you take this big dollah, I will take my shoulder, and kindly budge you off this bridge"

The hobo-ignoring the mathematician's warning, swiped for this "Big Dollar"

And the following brawl sounded, uh, something like this...

Hold on, they took a second, they-they were just staring at each other...

Alright, it sounded like this!

[Guitar solo]

Well then the XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pansexual Roto-plooker stepped in

Now, this particular XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pansexual Roto-plooker happened to be a prototype

But it's function was to dissolve conflict between any hobos and mathematicians that was started over a piece of money that has been called a nonsensical slang-term at least once

The XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pansexual Roto-plooker then evaporated the hobo and mathematician with it's ultraviolet gamma ray, and dismantled itself within the matter of 27.2 seconds

I pulled up the big dollah, satisfied with my experiment