Dearly beloved, and dearly departed

Who came full of hope ended up broken-hearted

If you lose your way and forget what they started

There's one thing I want you to do

When you get to heaven please tell him I remember you

I'm a devil, demon, loser, I got nothing to do

I know saying something twice or louder doesn't make it true

But television could be fun

'Cause I'm also looking for someone to lie to

Is it you?

If you sign the dotted line

Your soul is mine, is what I'm meant to say

You'll find the devil's prize is all disguises anyway

'Cause you told me you worshiped an angel

But you said to my face, "you're a stranger"

Ask your God, are these tears?

I'm the silence you hear when he says something true

When you get to heaven, please tell him I remember you

So, what kind of music does the devil listen to?

I like classical and jazz, I like modernist and blues (Da da da da da)

Is it true you make bargains for the souls of those who die?

Call me your fallen angel, and I'll be your fall guy

Am I lonely? I wouldn't mind a date

I'm a sentimental man, bring on the chocolate and champagne (The Devil's so sad)

Then we asked if God's existence made our universe the best

But he's laughing too hard, he can't answer the question

Every time I've lost my mind

It's while revising what I meant to say

We're liars, you and I, pretending kindness works that way

'Cause the part of your lives that's the hardest

There's more killers of you than there's artists

And if they get a rush pressing down on their brush 'til the wood snaps in two

And do get to heaven, who's to say I'll remember you?

But I do

When you get to

Heh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh 'eaven

Heh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh 'eaven

Heh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh 'eaven

Heh eh, eh eh eh

When it's all mine

Love me, leave me, no one needs me

Someone please say

By the way, I'm fine

How are you today? (It's so wonderful)

How nothing's ever gonna be okay again

Beautiful people you'll get better mileage

Surrendering hope and returning to violence

If you lose your way and your god gives you silence

There's one thing I want you to do

When you get to heaven

Please tell him I remember you