[Hook: Leonard Cohen]

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river

You can hear the boats go by

You can spend the night beside her

And you know

[Verse 1: Plan B]

She's around here somewhere

Somewhere here she's hid

Somewhere in a canal by Camden Town

Underneath a bridge

That’s where he said he put her bits and bobs

Straight after what he did

Every time I pass the Lock

I stop and wonder where she is

You see Suzanne was quite a looker

Quite tasty for a high street hooker

She had a nice shape

Nice ass, nice breasts

I guess that’s why he took her

But then again

You know what blud

This guy was kinda messed

So Suzanne’s death was probably more to do with torture

Than it was to do with sex

Nevertheless he was a sick, sick cunt

There ain't no doubt about that

His mental health was in a state

But no one really knew about that

Cause he lived alone all on his own

And never spoke to neighbors

Plus the guys next door was never home

Cause they was always out raving

Which made it pretty convenient

When he dished out pain he weren't lenient

Still no one could hear her screaming when

Her blood started squirting on the ceiling and

Dried to the wall ‘till the paint started peeling and

Shes cut real bad, n’ still breathing in

Begging him to stop but he won't cause he’s evil and

He ain't about to start reasoning

[Hook: Leonard Cohen]

Suzanne takes you down, down

Takes you down

To her place near the river, river

Near the river

[Verse 2: Plan B]

It’s 10 o’clock on a friday night

Suzanne don’t know it but soon she’ll die

She’s working the streets like she does every night

Pulling in punters left and right

She sees one guy

He’s like, “Hi, do you wanna fuck?”

“Only if the price is right.”

Suzanne says with a smile on her face

Screen goes blank

Now they're back at his place

Back at his place

Suzanne takes

Off her clothes

While he makes her a drink in the kitchen

That’s what shes thinking

When she hears metal objects clinking

“Need any help?” She says loud and clear

He don’t answer her back

He’s only in the next room

It’s not like he can’t hear

Why’s he going on like that?

Suzanne picks up a towel to cover her breasts and naan

And goes and sees wagwaan

Suzanne screams

So shocked at what she's just seen..

He’s holding a knife and his eyes look Brock

Su makes a run for the door but it’s locked

Slice, slice, slice

Chop, chop, chop

Suzanne’s screaming begging him to stop

But he won’t stop

And he don’t stop

Not ‘till she stops struggling

She’s lying on the floor in a pool of her blood

He goes in the other room to get something

[Chainsaw noises & screaming]

[Interlude: News Report]

The main suspect in the notorious Camden Lock murder investigation was convicted today

41 year old [distorted], dubbed The Camden Ripper faces life imprisonment

After a jury convicted him guilty of all charges

The body of Suzanne [distorted], his 5th victim, has still not been found

And police have given up the search

[distorted] claims he threw her in the canal after decapitating her head and severing her arms and legs from her torso

Other breaking news today

[Verse 3: Plan B]

So we come to the end of the story

Suzanne died, dead-fall gory

Along with a string of other girls he already killed

'Cause they offered to pleasure him orally

Now banged up not a threat now a figure

Last you’ll hear of the Camden Ripper

Unless of course he escapes

Then you better give a second thought

About walking round showing off your figure

However Suzanne

Like I said man

Her body parts still never been found

Remember next time you're walking around

Camden Lock to keep your eye out

Cause you might see a piece of her floating by

Cotch on the bridge smoking weed

Getting’ high

Cause if shes there

And need not lie

Now he’s gonna live in jail for the rest of his life

[Hook: Leonard Cohen]

Takes you, takes you down

Near the, near the river