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[Verse]

I put my balls in your bitch hole like Magic Johnson

My dick wizardly call it my Magic Johnson

I play magic the gathering call me Magic Johnson

Invite me to an EDH game I'll play my Niv-Mizzet wheels build

I'll win with war jace or labman cause I self-milled

I keep it wavy all the time like I'm a tilde

I keep it wavy all the time like I'm Max B

I go to the toilet every day I don't lack pee

Catch me with your girlfriend going to power station

Don't pull up to me unless you want an altercation

Your dad's always late, he keeps a bastard waiting

Go home and cry while you're masturbating

I went to mow's bar and ordered a pale Pilsen

Going to the bathroom, call that a gay pissing

Pull up in Alaska wearing somе grey mittens

My car broke down, it needs a day's fixing

I pullеd up at the club in an orange Subaru

I walk up to the pole and ask what that booty do

That bitch booty shaking like she using hula hoops

I use Ableton while some of y'all use fruity loops

I'm posted like Larry the lobster at goo lagoon

Your bitch lookin' like the female Squidward

I don't give a fuck I still went up and kissed her

And she kissed back, I won't say that I missed her

I made that bitch miss me but I missed her calls

She went to my place and sucked on my dick and balls

I don't have time for you cunts I take business calls

I pull up to Rockwell in September, them christmas malls

I be moneymaking while you're taking auto loans

And you got her number but you're afraid to call her phone

Watch out cause I'm gonna swoop in and take her home

Throw her on my bed and I'm gonna make her moan