[Intro]

PK Shellboy, makes some noise! Ahhaha!

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This is a certified hood classic

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[Verse]

I go to csb - college of saint bars

Catch me in poblacion at the gay bars

I'm driving a hatchback, I'm driving gay cars

Watching liberal twitter drama call them gay wars

Watching kids on twitter argue call that a minor scuffle

I'm at the hotel peninsula eating chocolate truffles

I'm with your bitch in club penguin walking puffles

Then I logged off and ate some lays brand ruffles

I'm fast like sonic, my dick hard like Knuckles

I'm fucking your bitch while she's cosplaying as Tails

Illegal fishers looking for my dick cause it's big as a whale

I'm with a vegetarian bitch and we eating kale

Pull up and I wear so much rick that they're mortified

My dick like lactum 6 plus it's fortified

I'm sucking on mommy milkers she's 45

Then I pull up to your house with a 45

I'mma make your whole shit go south like tawi-tawi

Put your face to the pavement like wowee zowee

I'mma stretch your balls out make you go owie owie

Then I'm gonna hit it with a spiked bat like blaow

I'mma fuck your momma even tho she look like a cow

My flow universal, call me the Tao

I'm the commie rap chairman call me Mao

Roar like a lion in Japanese gao gao

Call me a lion the way that I'm saber

I'm asthmatic so I run out of breath like Darth Vader

My justice supreme like I'm Ruth Bader

Your shit small town like the Michigan town decatur

Call me Lara Croft I'm the rap game Tomb Raider

Call me Lara Croft cause I got polygonal boobies

Watching my life it's like you're watching R-18 movies

I'm fucking real bitches while you're jacking off to 2D

My real life like anime my power level too high

You're smoked up in the corner greened out yeah you're too high

Hold you off the roof of a building yeah that's too high

Call me MBDTF era Kanye West I'm too high

Call me my dick the way I'm really big

Yeah, I'm really really big

I take the rap game quick like a blitzkrieg

I'm a genius like Isaac Newton you're like a fig

Call me a fig newton cause my bars are sweet

Your bitch got my Spotify discog on repeat

I'm getting money, your broke ass is a neet

I'm sucking toes while you're afraid to massage your bitch's feet

I'm fucking bitches you tryna pick up girls at Cubao X

I went to Cubao X picked up a cute boy we had Cubao sex

Walked from megamall to Cubao X call that a Cubao trek

You broke up with your indie girl now I'm fucking your Cubao ex