[Intro]

This beat is at 140 beats per minute!

Straight-up!

Shellboy, [?]!

Hey, posted up with Doin' Fine!

[Verse]

I went to Fairview and there was nothing there

I did a show and there was no-one there

You like Joe Biden you fell down the stairs

I fucked your bitch while I fell down the stairs

I'm fucking on your bitch by the Pasig river

Her pussy stank bad like the Pasig river

Her pussy blow my dick off like a blizzard

But my dick regrow afterwards like I'm a lizard

I'm a workhorse like the Shurе SM58

You're insane like a cult mеmber in Heaven's Gate

I'm top class A-1 while you're second rate

I turned down your bitch I need a better date

Your bitch turned you down you can't get a date

Your bitch left you like you're Bill Gates

Your head cartoonishly large like Big Nate

Your life sad like Greg Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Ask how I get all this money, bitch I simply did

I'm into some BDSM and some kinky shit

You're like the suited gimp in Pulp Fiction

Fuck on your bitch I'mma make that my mission

Fucking on a girl for you that's Mission Impossible

I'm rich like Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible

I'm rich like Jeff Bezos except my wife hasn't left me

I'm rich like Bill Gates except my wife hasn't left me

I'm rich and awesome and my wife will be sexy

I can't get a husband cause gay marriage is illegal here

I go to a party and I buy all the people beers

I need my asshole filled bitch I need a queer

I need a dick I need my ass invaded

I sucked some dick cause I got vaccinated

I'll eat some ass and call that mastication

I'm making money off stocks passive trading

I'm buying an Audi you're renting an apartment

I'm hard as bones you're softer than cartilage

When you play your music it stinks like some garbage

When you play your music it sounds like someone farted

[Outro]

*fart sfx*