[Intro]

お早うございます。

今日はラーメンを作ります。

楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。

[Verse]

Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen

At a faster rate in the bigger quantities, it counts as rape

When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace

I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face

If you give no effort, if you got no money

Then I got a cheap method

Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch

Now that's a real education, fuck books

If you wanna make it in college acknowledge

All the flavors that be dropping

Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods

We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood

Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first

Start with the shrimp and then the fire

If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, hah

Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar

Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker

And I'm talkin' bout ramen

This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African

Come back when you're in the state that I'm in

And say "Hi" to my homeboy, top ramen