[Intro]

Man, don't you hate when you're all like

"Man, I wanna kill some rats"

And then the, the bitch-ass animal company is like

"No"

So, what now?

[Chorus]

PETA on my dick

PETA, PETA on my dick

PETA on my dick

PETA, PETA on my dick

PETA on my dick

PETA, PETA on my dick

PETA on my dick

PETA, PETA on my dick (Ooh)

[Verse]

I've been shooting dogs with BB guns since I was five

If you want to witness, you can come and see me live (Ooh)

I be trapping cats in AC units all the time

Let them freeze, baby

Give the mice a head start, please, baby

PETA tryna take away the fun life

They always sending people to my condo

Like, "Who you is, and how you getting all this mammal fur?"

I tell them, go ahead, and check-a check that bankroll

I got a camel-fur coat, gator-skin duffel bag

Chinese labrador rug price tags

Sea turtle shell, money clip, hella tablerags

And handkerchief straight out of the African wild

Yeah, I don't give a fuck about the dolphins on my back

Man, I know a guy, who knows a guy, I get it like that

With a polar bear ceiling fan cooling down my back

And a kangaroo pouch to hold my diamonds and rags

I sewed a bunch of rats to a quilt

All this fur got me feeling like Cruella de Vil

I've been lurking on my neighbor's dalmatians for weeks, man

If you trying to split the profit, call my pager for deets

They try to shut me down, that's a no, no

They all trying to hit me with the low blows

But I never pay attention, I just pay in cash

If you trying to ask some questions, man, get off my fucking ass, uh

[Chorus]

PETA on my dick

PETA, PETA on my dick

PETA on my dick

PETA, PETA on my dick

PETA on my dick

PETA, PETA on my dick

PETA on my dick

PETA, PETA on my dick (Ah)