[Verse]

Do you know why you're lonely?

It's 'cause you're fat and gay

Girls don't choose the nice guys

And you're a nice guy

But you're fat and you're fucking gay

And why don't girls see the inside?

Oh, they do

And they see that you're still fat and gay

[Chorus]

There's no such thing as the

Friendzone, friendzone, oh-oh

The only reason that you're lonely

Is 'cause you're fat and gay

There's no such thing as the

Friendzone, friendzone, oh-oh (Boss)

The only reason that you're lonely

Is 'cause you're fat and gay