[Chorus]

One bad chef

In a kitchen full of dough

Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove

Making home movies with a hand full of stoges

I'm cooking all the dumplings

I'm cooking all the dumplings

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]

Cooking

Cooking

I'm cooking all the dumplings

[Verse]

Motherfuckers want to act funny

Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny

Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby

Motherfucking gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie

But who am I to talk? Making preteens laugh for the money

Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops!

Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon

But I feed on the bitches, bitches

Motherfuckers want to act funny

[Chorus]

One bad chef

In a kitchen full of dough

Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove

Making home movies with a hand full of stoges

I'm cooking all the dumplings

I'm cooking all the dumplings