Vegetable Man - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

In yellow shoes, I get the blues

So I walk the streets with my plastic feet

With blue velvet trousers make me feel pink

There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers

In my paisley shirt, I look a jerk

And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight

But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad

Vegetable man, where are you?

So I change my gear, and I find my knees

And I cover them up with the latest cut

And my pants and socks, I bought in a box

It don't take long to buy nylon socks

The watch, black watch, my watch, with a black face

Acetate, and a little hole and all the lot

Is what I've got, it's what I wear

It's what you see, it must be me

It's what I am

Vegetable man, where are you?

Ha-ha, ha, ha-ha, ha

Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha, ha

Oh, I've been looking all over the place for a place for me

But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere

Vegetable man (Vegetable man)

Vegetable man

He's the kind of fella, you're just gonna see him if you can

Vegetable man