[Verse 1: Nick Mason & Syd Barrett, Syd Barrett]

Scream thy last scream, old woman with a casket

Blam-blam, your pointers point your pointers

Waddle with apples to crunchy Mrs. Stores

She'll be scrubbing bubbles on all fours

Scream thy last scream, old woman with a casket

[Verse 2: Nick Mason & Syd Barrett]

Fling your arms madly, old lady with her daughter

Flat tops of houses, mouses, houses

Fiddle and Diddle are sitting bat-tat

Watching the telly till all hours, telly time

Fling your arms madly, old lady with her daughter

[Instrumental Break]

(Oh, sock it to me)

[Verse 1: Nick Mason & Syd Barrett, Syd Barrett]

Scream thy last scream, old woman with a casket

Blam-blam, your pointers point your pointers

Waddle with apples to crunchy Mrs. Stores

She'll be scrubbing bubbles on all fours

Scream thy last scream, old woman with a casket