Sweetmeat - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I love all animals but they don't love me back

I tend to put them in a state of full attack

You'd think I'd pet a kitten and it would rub against me

But that doesn't ever happen

I must be made of sweetmeat

'Cause they bite me! ('Cause they bite me)

They try to eat me alive (They try to eat me alive)

I get so frightened (I get so frightened)

I cry, cry (I cry)

I want a pet so bad, I can just taste it

I'd love to walk a dog and not be cha-, chased by it (by it)

You'd think I'd feed a stray dog and it would love me freely

But that doesn't ever happen

I must be made of sweetmeat

'Cause they bite me! ('Cause they bite me)

They try to eat me alive (They try to eat me alive)

I get so frightened (I get so frightened)

I cry, I cry (I cry)

Sweetmeat

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I can't even take a walk in the great outdoors

'Cause suddenly I'm being chased by wild boars

Squirrels hit me with their nuts

Raccoons sit there hissing

The deer, they take turns kicking

The rabbits try to maul me

The snakes are licking, lying

They're tying me down, down, down, down, down

They wrap themselves around my legs (down, down)

They poison me

They agonize me

The birds are pecking at my eyes

They rip out all of my hair

I tell them go on

Have a bite!

Make a pig out of yourself

I'm made of meat

And I am sweet