[Verse 1]

Now, gather 'round while I start to yap

On what happens in Ohio, I swear this ain’t cap

'Long about midnight, the rizzlers and sigmas

Get together for the tik tok rizz party

There's blue tie kid, the group leader

Turkish Quandale Dingle, he’s a lookxmaxxer

You’ve got white shirt kid, the second in command

And there's Tomatoface, that no one can stand

Oh, I'm tellin' you, brother, sussy sight

See what goes on Sigmaween night

[Verse 2]

When the alphas have their mewing spree

They break it up with gooning

Betas are bad, but the one that's cursed

That's the Rizzless Sigma, he's the worst

When he goes a-moggin' across Ohio

Drinkin’ a grimace shake, like Case-oh

Big Justice eats a Chicken Bake

And all the betas start to shake

[Verse 3]

'Cause there's no bop like a beta chud

The gyatts don’t like him, what the sigma, blud?

He swears and swears that he rizzed up Livvy

Baby Gronk knows that he can’t hit the griddy

[Verse 4]

So get on that grind, and start to mew

Watch YouTube Shorts, 1, 2, Buckle your shoe

The rizzless sigma is a certified freak

'Cause he'll fanum tax your aura, and start to tweak

He likes the baddies, level 10 or 2

Ice Spice, Livvy Dunne and IShowSpeed too

Vro fell off and is asking a lot

But the Rizzless Sigma needs a gyatt!

[Verse 5]

With John Pork and Freakybob

He's out looking like a Discord mod

So don't think you can glaze him hard

He only wants a 19 dollar fortnite card

[Outro]

So whether your team cameraman, or skibidi

Better lock the freak in and grab your pookie

'Cause only in Ohio, and waitin' there

Is the Rizzless Sigma

Beware

Man, I think I’m cooked