[Hook]
A painter painted a painting
A raptor’s rapturous ain’t he?
A presenter presenting presents
An absent, abstract absinthe
Latest Latex came out lately
A grater grated greatly
Afraid of fear, ain’t he?
Yardie yelled out, “Willie!”
Heaven heave wheel
[Verse 1]
I must be Picasso’s painting. I’m totally fainting
The building finished, developer’s renting
The assignment’s submitted, the teacher-student pending
It’s acid raining. The after wedding wetting
The news reporter outside with no news and somebody’s is raping
The world is getting doomed, The Armageddon is loading
Selfies are being clicked, the girls are pouting
Stupids are listening, and the geniuses are quoting
Words are blistering, what the fuck is glistering?
Well done, all-rounder alchemist! Explain this shit: Mist
Hits coming at haste. Rates are constant, not at rest
Fast and long; it’s exuberance. Concave and convex lens?
Go to work, freelance
Nerdy, winching, little shit don’t need any wrench
To uncap the cap of the of a liquor
(Brazzers) Where they blow whores
Blow or suck but she moans
Screams and fear, a fucking fiasco
And if you see a free ass; go!
Don’t miss a chance. Oh no no!
Fuck the hell outta him. Be gay
The ass is so tight, the dick shred and spread
It’s a brush! And comes the painter. Thus, here we go
[Hook]
A painter painted a painting
A raptor’s rapturous ain’t he?
A presenter presenting presents
An absent, abstract absinthe
A watt of what, “what?”
A canner canned a canny can
Mah grandma went to the Grammy’s, Gran
Chicks are checking me out, chicken
Latest Latex came out lately
A grater grated greatly
Afraid of fear, ain’t he?
Yardie yelled out, “Willie!”
Heaven heave wheel
[Verse 2]
Vermin ain’t vomiting
Vouch is volleying
With our heads hot 24/7 spinning and revolting
World class problems are porn viewing porn webs
The ladies are fucking always checking
Out which bloody way their husbands
Father-fucking went to which stiffed up willie
Stick his ass on it, will he?
Will she ever accept him backs at home
After what she saw when she peeped?
Gay ass man’s answer is yes and
The lesbian woman’s answer is no
They’ll get a new mate to mate and they did it
Gay lesbian festival; GLAAD
Where they squirt on pussies and cum in asses
A whole population waiting to change their sexuality
And I said, “Come in, asses.”
What are knives for? (What?)
They are meant to be used to cut food, fool. (Cut, cut, cut-)
Beans, springs, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, ram, hog, dog-
Beans, springs, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, ram, hog, dog-
Chicken’n’turkey; rabbit’n’chicken; rabbit’n’turkey. (You name it!)
“Mommy, mommy, I’m hungry. I’m starving
My stomach hurts. What is for dinner?”
“You! You little piece of black shit!
You are for dinner!” “Oh no!”
She chopped him off with tears in her eyes
She had done a crime and something very right
She found a brush amd paper
She drew his face on the blessing
Raped and disgraced, she was always raged
Hungry and isolated, she was in a cage
She painted a painting. She is a painter
[Hook]
A painter painted a painting
A raptor’s rapturous ain’t he?
A presenter presenting presents
An absent, abstract absinthe
L drunk ale in the alley
Bail bailed Benny out with Bailey
This pen, unlike other pens, cost a penny
Illuminating allusion allured a illusion
Latest Latex came out lately
A grater grated greatly
Afraid of fear, ain’t he?
Yardie yelled out, “Willie!”
Heaven heave wheel
[Verse 3]
A gangsta’ rapping gangsta’ rap
Ingenious geniuses rapping fap
What the fuck about these: cum swap?
Disasters are devasting
Problems- rising; legs- spreading;
Artists- rapping; drunk people laying, dying, crying-
Trying to fight the voices in their minds
Rewinded this problems in my mind, felt a deathly wind
Satan is there to dine on the criminals and the crimes
Too insipid and tastes like mine, so Satan adds lime
Yet, too ennui and he was like
“Ew! This motherfucker came to hell?
God please, take him away!”
God is like, “Fuck that shit! He deserves you.”
No you- no you- no you
You know, this is a massacre
So they did Abraca Dabra
And put them in a special reservoir with a sign
Lightyears away, “Caution. Do not enter.”
What the fuck did they do that they are now special?
Osama bin Laden, blew the Twin Tower with plane missile
What could’ve the people done to stop this?
What they could’ve done is sulk
It was a fucked fiasco. Had many wives
So can say that he saw many free asses. Go! (Go!)
Had sex a lot, and no wonder he raped. (No! Please! No!)
Jewish? “Ew”ish comeback from Hitler
Who grew this hate upon the Jews who flew, bitch
WWII: everywhere Nazis lurked
A political book: Mein Kampf-
Maybe a cool shit. Nothing worked, foolish
Chew this feminists, feminazis
This is a cool shit. Heads full of gooey shit
There are a lot of disasters. Don’t know them? (Ask your sister.)
But how’ll she answer cause she and your mama’s dead;
And you’ve a pain in the ass
Anal gang rape the ass
You and your dad’s cries cried the wall of the room as the female passed
Now he died of Intracerebral Homorrhage, life became a hard dick
Now, try and fuck it
You vs the mayhem, the game’s tied
So many knots. On a paper, thousand dots
Only some places left white, this is going to be harder
Nothing’s going right, this is his fight
To get outta competition, he goes into isolation
Volcanic euption, lava’n’magma explosion
It’s a catastrophe; the Armageddon of his life, son
Protect himself from wildlife, he can’t
Cunt, died and got his ass raped again
A new mission, another omission of reptilians
A snake poking out of your balls
Spread your legs girls, stuff vibrators making vibrations
More vibration is coming from earthquake, son
Salvation; no time to lose, salvage her
Disaster happened, they evacuated to a new country
(Immigrants and refugee.)
They’re called autistic, they’re artistic
They’re painter, they painted a painting
Fuck! Here we go again
[Hook]
A painter painted a painting
A raptor rapturous, ain’t he?
A presenter presenting presents
An absent, abstract absinthe
Insane zany said this sane shit
Ze pet from ze pit ate ze pitza
Shit! Some sheets on my shit
Pussy pissing piss, you pussy
Latest latex came out came out lately
A grater grated greatly
Afraid of dear, ain’t he?
Yardie yelled not “willie!”
Heaven heave wheel
[Verse 4]
We see many things in art
Many disasters in Earth
Everything is happening, nothing’s inert
Sexual lust increases as we have ER
Psychedelic psychological problems
Not alcoholics, even mother-fuckers condemn
If not using that shit, their partner’s quondam
Come here, my lady; Notre Dam
Stick your pussy on my dick. Oh Damn!
It was hot and exotic: the place
It was wet and full of cream: the face
Woah! You’ll trip, the- your shoelace
You’ll trip on your trip to Italy to give men blowjob. Herpes
You’ll trip on your trip to St. Martin
He’s out of cave; his St. মা’s দিন
But he’s a fucking ass-wipe. Saint মার দিন
Isolated like he’s in quarantine
He’s not sick, he’s fine
He is affected by introvertism
He never painted to test his impressionism
He was a painter who painted
If he had painted, we would have had
[Hook]
A painter painted a painting
A raptor rapturous, ain’t he?
A presenter presenting presents
An abstract, absent absinthe
Phishing a fish is still fishing
Distilling the steel, do we distill?
Di-shoom! Di-shoom! The shroom
Chittering chitty-chat kitty cat
Latest latex came out lately
A grater grated greatly
Yardie yelled, “willie!”
Heaven heave wheel
[Verse 5]
Let’s get back to the fella over there
The guy with body hair
High on drugs, his world shakes- shakes- shakes
He kept himself isolated, must’ve been in drugs ballad
Half a pill; king of the marijuana parade
Having a pill: almighty 24 drug carat
Half appeal; how much did the grammar rate? (Zero)
D for drug. D for depression. D for dick
You want to be pressed?
Then, press it and stroke mellow
M for mellow. M for masturbate
On drugs and masturbate. Wanna argue?
We’ll keep on debating about the gooey ew-y topic:
‘should we have drugs or not?’
Drugs are made from plants on a pot
On drugs and masturbating
Both make you depressed and obsessed
You immune system becomes weak
Additionally, your head goes to limp, wimpy wimp
Around the corner eating acid chips
You’ll be like ‘eh!’ Two penises; it is gay
Get away, go under the bed
Masturbate and make a bay. Your mom says (“Hey”)
Drop a kid; leave her pregnant
You triggered feminists, next the dentist
Potty mouth, shocked the clown
Parents growl “Fuck ye. Out!”
Stick your stinky dick in every hole
Stinky engine oil dribbling down the manhole
Dick cupped in yer hands and impregnate ten whores
3 inches prick and you think you’re hung like a horse
Make babies, Jade-i Hailie
Pull your dick out and cum on everybody
Deranged yourself and else nobody else
Masturbate your heart out, jacking the hard one off;
And die of cardiac arrest
The people is disguisted, and say “eh, ret.”
Funeral wasn’t celebrated, cerebral haemorrhage
Mentality was drunk in lust. Last night was a blast
Condom is dropped off, the toilet is down and the shit is flushed
Jerked off nine times; hands full of robust
Stokes cumming really fast
Deadly blew he’s guts out. Dead, and rusted
They say love in the air
Fuck what they care
Fuck is what they care
All we have is lust, they think this is a stereotype but they are wrong
Long dicks and big boobs, gold chains and old booze
Smoke a smog with a cheap bong
Balls bell ding dong. A metal bells ting tong
Hoes want a king kong. Black guy with a big cock
Time won’t stop. TICK! TOCK!
Bitches scream “Oooh! Oooh! Aaah! Aaah!”
Doggy Steal and deepthroat
Cowgirl and reverse, and scissor
So many moves and movies and positions and rotations
Pregnant and ape’s locomotion
All these hoes want to be fucked
Cumming and moaning the world is done
Girls want a good boyfriend
Proposal an rejection; cause and effect; suicidal incident
Depressed or sad? It just bogarted and mad
If even accepted. Somehow, they are splitting
Cause of them depleting?
You see, she had a crush. And the boy had a brush
He dabbed and the girl blushed
They touched, it was lush (life)
It wasn’t love, it was lust. Trust?
Even the painting has no itty bitty piece left to give
The painter didn’t paint this painting
Back to their fuck and jack relationship like a black ship
“Would you flip shit, side me forth and backwards?”
“Oh, yes, I’d be Mary Evelyn “Billie” and you’d be Blackbird.”
You forgot to say ‘my’, and now thing’s are ackward
But now when things were meant to be cum-lusted, it is blood-lusted
Slashed and bashed her head on the big rock in the forbidden haunted forest. Boo!
Then you suddenly wake up in the forest with a brush in your hand and a painting near you
You don’t remember painting the painting
You’re panting to see yourself in the dark forest
(I’m Picasso’s Painting and now I’m the painter)
[Hook]
A painter painted a painting
A raptor rapturous, ain’t he?
A presenter presenting presents
An abstract, absent absinthe
Castrol castrated castle
Increment in cremate
Cream mate?
Pile cream-pie on creampie
A bogus bogarted us
Lastest latex came out lately
A grator grated greatly
Afraid of fear, ain’t?
Yardie yelled out “willie!”
Heaven heave wheel
[Verse 6]
Oliver Twist- twisted his nuts and he became someone else
Hard worker; cleans the shelves
Will he ever stop working for his fucking family?
Will he ever have timing to glare at a water lily?
Will he have fucking time off of his fucking time?
Pedophiles fucking prostitutes…
Prey on those who’re on the streets, dude
Maybe nah, grab a child and fuck its holes
The is willy sucking lil (peep)
Family running fully silly
Mimicked and mocked, he forgot his name fully
Candied and mopped, he labored his life like labor and C-section
He broke his eyes with child labour; his water broke
Abused when he was at no fault
Candy store robbed, he just flavoured the shop to be tasty
But the open-fired bullets made the candy taste pallid like paper
Easier job? Yeah sure, beg on the streets and get 50 pence a day
But if he’s older, he’d catch some squids. His life is ennui
Skewed; he had an opportunity. He blew it
He had a job, finally screwed it
Uneducated, yet not a stupid
See’s many girls, yet not a cupid
He’s just unlucky, his life’s lucid
He’ll live his life; poor. And he knew it
Adolescence hit him
He walked his path strolling, rolling through the wood
Thinking about love and lust, talking in his weed and drugs
And this shit, trucked by trucks
He dies, none give a fucks
No fuck or fuss, cause they’re fucking their partner
Or maybe their spending some time left/right hand
1 stroke, 2 stroke, 3 stroke, 4 stroke
69 strokes and ejaculate
Nothing, not even superman can defeat
This masturbator in arm wrestling
Sees a hot chick in a party, jacks and get the mat dirty
Hope’s up, he tryna be flirty. Did it right, get things dirty
When she’s bored ye, she’ll dirt ye
And you go back to jerk-ee
Ignite you, and cheat on you
Play you, and bleek you
Dutch Dutchsman. Douchey Douchebag
You push- shoosh! It in. A rape
After fucking the dyke, you fall down from a height
From the bridge to the pavement, hope you enjoyed the flight
Fucking good that you died. But nah-
Abraca Dabra! Poof!
Let’s pretend his alive
Let’s give another life
He life isn’t full of lies
He’s money flies
He head isn’t full of lice
He’s got food and rice
Enough to et it-it thrice
No hole full of cracks get fucked with mice
Time flies, 10 types of knives
What did you think? He again dies?
He’s a fucking surgeon operating a bloody pigeon
The bloody dead pigeon is now on an anoxia
The poor starving boy is dead
This is a douche is rich and adventurous. (Touché.)
He’s fucking a surgeon who was operating a bloody pigeon
He’s fucking so many and so much
He goes thorough a biological dyslexia
He’s going through muscular ataxia
He’s jerking off and jerking around
He cums on everything and everyone
His life, he’s like supersonic fap-
[Fast Verse]
I got a stiffy, eat it now
Immediately, stick the dickity-dick in your mouth
Put the-the dick-dick, init the dickity end, in your mouth
I’m about to faggot-ty sticky-ti sticky cum niggity now
Sta-sta-sta-stuck and then, in the sta-ta-ta-ta-stuttering
Till sta-ta-ta-ta-starting to put the mother-fucking
Sylallbes footy-fast. Am I...uh, cho-choke-choking
Gagging like I’m nagging; wagging my tail like happy puppy
Apnea and I’ma lagging. Fatty-fapping till he fatting, facking he faggot-ty
Chi-chi-chicks are chicken and they are chickening out
“Hey, chick. Hichicky chick got a problem if I’m...uh... checking you out?”
[Cont. Verse 6]
Ga ga gu gu, ba ba boob boob
Na na nunu. Oh! Oh! No! No!
Let’s pretend that’s a dream
Erotic and he shot cream even he wasn’t awake
Rich payboy and his life never seemed
To go back to slum room; dump and dim
He’s now fat- before, he used to be slim
He wasn’t even taken, and he’s now single
Old grandma-like and he’s bingo
“Wanna have some brinjal?”
Nah, I prefer some pirngles
Whoa! Grandma you got some wrinkle
“Did you have to mention that, twinkle toes?
Wi-fi’s on, but he gets no signal
He’s again fucking lone and detached
No one wanted to attach
He goes mad and damn depressed
He’s crying and who the fuck will patch
The hole in his heart? What has latch
On him? That he is now dying and dead?
What the fuck is up with his head?
He stitches some bruises with some thread
Makes it all up on his bed
He can not swallow some lead
So sicking tired of his daily bread
He want to eat something wet
But he can’t, he’s a cunt
Can’t do a girl, so fucked a aunt
But realizes a MILF won’t keep him mild
May keep his wild and give him a child but she ain’t his wife
He lynches and cuts himself
Blood dribbles down his neck and makes a painting
[Hook]
A painter painted a painting
A raptor rapturous, ain’t he?
A presenter presenting presents
An abstract, absent absinthe
Castrol castrated castle
Increment in cremate. Cream mate?
Pile cream-pie on creampie
A bogus bogarted us
Lastest latex came out lately
A grator grated greatly
Afraid of fear, ain’t?
Yardie yelled out “willie!”
Heaven heave wheel
A painter painted a painting
A raptor rapturous, ain’t he?
A presenter presenting presents
An abstract, absent absinthe
Lastest latex came out lately
A grator grated greatly
Afraid of fear, ain’t?
Yardie yelled out “willie!”
Heaven heave wheel