[Chorus]

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I don’t see how that’s wrong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I don’t see how that’s wrong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

Please let me see your dad in a thong

[Verse One]

I really don’t see how it’s wrong

(Wrong)

Chest hairy like King Kong

I’ve waited for so long

To see him in that thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

(Ooh)

I wanna see your dad in a thong

If you feel the same way, sing along

Balls going everywhere like ping pong

You better get that thing on

Stretch it like a slingshot

I ain’t tryna have nobody else

(Ay)

I just want to daddy to myself

(Ay)

Just imagine me and daddy reenacting scene in action from titanic it’s gigantic! Make him squeak like a

Mouse

Sitting on his lap call him Santa

Taking off my Uncle Chuck pyjamas

Maybe if you just gave me a chance to unzip my pants

And lookatdat banana!

It’s not even a weird thing to ask for

(Ask for)

Being honest this is all just natural

(Natural)

It’ll take two seconds

I won’t do it if it really is that big of a hassle

(Hassle)

[Chorus]

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I don’t see how that’s wrong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I don’t see how that’s wrong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

[Verse Two]

This ain’t good now. Uncle Chuck is jealous

And everybody knows how he’s a drug menace

That line about ping pong?

Damn I was so wrong

Now there’s more

Balls than public tennis

And now they tryna touch a my a penis

This is outta hand it’s getting reckless

Wow they should be hugging me

Now they are just bugging me

Too bad I didn’t bring my bug repellent

Now uncle chuck is all drunk and stuff, and now he locks me in the trunk

Now I’m bundled up with my lungs all full of dust and the car is making a sound, it’s all rusty

(Ay)

Suddenly it’s silent

Then I hear a splash

Damn he tried to kill me?

I need to act fast

I open up the trunk and try to swim up to the surface

Uncle Chuck is chasing me

It’s making me nervous

Did he have too many beers?

Or could he just not steer?

I look around and just when I think I’m in the clear

Uncle Chuck grabbed me

And said:

Come here baby!

But in the corner of my eye-

Oh it’s dad he’s here to save me!

[Chorus]

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I don’t really see how that’s wrong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I don’t see how that’s wrong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

I wanna see your dad in a thong

(I just wanted to see your dad in a thong

I just wanted to see your dad in a

I just wanted to see your dad in a thong

I just wanted to see your dad in a)