[Verse 1: Smooth Mike]
Yo, this your boy Smooth Mike, mad rough around the edges
Sexy cause I exercise and try to be the bestest
Everybody's always tryna tell me how to flex, shit
Fuck you, I’m making music that I love dude
Suckas in the crowd will tell you "Mike the fuckin' freak is off"
Deep inside the world and then I blow your fucking speakers off
Scaring little girls, I made the universe so fucking small
Tryna be the best; that's the best in the fucking world
Now watch the white boy kick shit
Flippin’ mad phantoms, scratchin' names off your wishlist
Then flick shit, and make your old girl crazy
Scared of the sky, fuck the whole world baby