[Intro 1: Slim Thug & (Pharrell Williams)]

Say, P... man, the other day, fool, I'm at the club, mane, with this broad or whatever

I walk in, I see her talkin' to some dude or whatever, you know what I'm sayin'

So... I holla at her, I say, 

"Aye, man, check this out, man

I seen you over there holla'ing at ol' boy –

I ain't hatin' on that, you know what I'm sayin'

But I got a friend coming through too, 

So when you see her – don't trip, you know I'm sayin'?

Keep it playa, man, you know what I'm sayin'?"

So my broad show up or whatever, man (Word)

This girl wanna try and take a swing at her, mane (Turn this shit up)

(That ain't right...)

[Intro 2: Pharrell Williams]

This my man favorite record right here

Haha... yessir!

Beatin' and shit...

[Verse 1: Pharrell Williams]

Before you say "it's cheaper to keep her, re-consider and read her"

Mane, she might be the type that want P to feed her

She wants a little cheeba, a little margarita

Mane, them draws coming off when she see the two-seater

So put your Porsche up (Uh), get your divorce up (Uh)

I'm sure she'll sign it when she see me pull my doors up

Mane them mansions on the water, motherfuck a hill

She threw her heels in the ocean, so she stuck to chill

The trunk is steel, hope there's somethin' between ya (Ugh)

And now she laughing how she took your ass to the cleaners

Mannn, I'm on your side, not trying to inconvenience ya

Just now we get them million keys, and them plastic Ninas

So keep it playa, dog

Don't make me say it, nah

Do something drastic, know that plastic's everywhere, dog

If it ain't music or this money, I don't play at all

And she ain't either, so that mean she doesn't weigh it all

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams]

Now we can both post, sip, and keep it playa, mayne (Yup)

Now we could both pull a misses, keep it playa, mayne (Uh huh)

Or we could both wind our wrists-es, just keep it playa, mayne (Yup)

Or you could scram, cocksucker, if you a hater, mayne

I keep them ladies going –

Uh, uh, uh (Uh)

Uh, uh, uh (Ha!)

Uh, uh, uh (Yuh...)

Uh, uh, uh

[Verse 2: Slim Thug]

I'm a grown mane, Thug ain't the one that play no games wit' ya

Thug the one to call, to come get off the chain wit' ya

And hang wit' ya, when you full of Patrón

And, oh yeah, bring one to get ya partners alone (That's right)

Because I'm only 25 and still going live (Going live...)

Got the estate by the pool, by the lake outside

I wake up, and gotta pick which car I'ma drive

The Double R 760, or the 645

I'm – having things, mayne, check out the chain

Money ain't never been a thing, you see the watches and ring (See the watch and the ring)

Rocks the nicest, never seen nothin' like this

I'm a boss, I don't ask what it cost, my life priceless (Nah...)

Baby girl, you might just get to share this shine

Long as you not selfish, and learn to share some times

And, of course, I'm still yours, and you're still mine

But you can't be a hater, mayne, gotta keep it playa, mayne

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams]

Now we can both post, sip, and keep it playa, mayne (Yup)

Now we could both pull a misses, keep it playa, mayne (Uh huh)

Or we could both wind our wrists-es, just keep it playa, mayne (Yup)

Or you could scram, cocksucker, if you a hater, mayne

I keep them ladies going –

Uh, uh, uh (Uh)

Uh, uh, uh (Ha!)

Uh, uh, uh (Yuh...)

Uh, uh, uh

[Verse 3: Pharrell Williams]

You don't stop – they say J.Lo just don't show her ass and all

Knowing the worst thing could happen is a nigga could palm

Now my agent saying the only way that he could be calm

I put a hundred mil' on each song, like my name was LeBron

What? Not the ice, my beats is worth more

The tracks is like a whole damn Jacob store

See, niggas hate ya more when ya take they broad

But this girl looked at my hands, seen a Matrix door

Dudes is foolish, the hues is the truest

I mean – The Smurfs look green, the rocks are so blue-ish (Uh)

You can't out-bling me, or BBC jean me

You ain't got no vibe, you can go and ask Mimi

I think and relay it (Uh), I blink and PJ it (Uh)

You wanna make fast bucks? Take this and eBay it

And all you Phantom owners know why you can't stand me –

Got one in Virginia, 'nother one in Miami – yessir

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams]

Now we can both post, sip, and keep it playa, mayne (Yup)

Now we could both pull a misses, keep it playa, mayne (Uh huh)

Or we could both wind our wrists-es, just keep it playa, mayne (Yup)

Or you could scram, cocksucker, if you a hater, mayne

I keep them ladies going –

Uh, uh, uh (Uh)

Uh, uh, uh (Ha!)

Uh, uh, uh (Yuh...)

Uh, uh, uh