The Ass - Intellectual

[Chorus]

The ass

[Verse 1: Pharoahe Monch]

Fuck it, I shagged her without the usages of Viagra

Had her coming like Niagara Falls when I bagged her

On the cellular, my genitalia pitched the pelvis

Uh-huh, when her hips gyrate like Elvis

She tried to scurry hurry to finish very alone

Tell my doggs what's necessary 'bout how I bury the bone

She said, "When you ready to blast, don't ask, say when"

Had her screaming like lighting a nuke when I was halfway in

In the past I used to send 'em back, give 'em the minimum

Now I leave 'em with venom on their chin when I'm bending 'em

Y'all know the name, get it engraved, sex slave

Stadium style, from the back, ass doing the wave (Hey!)

Yelling to me is a felony

Hell'll be froze over when I celebrate celibacy, case closed

My dick rules everything around me, D.R.E.A.M

Get the ass without spending the cash, now look at 'em

Standing tall with the veins all in it

Nuts ripped up with the brain all in it

My man Mike to see more dick than Dastardly and Van Dyke together

Help me make it through the pain, struggle and the bad weather

Yo, be on your way on your lesbian quest

I'm chilling at the rest with Five Fingers of Death

And a whole lot of cash

Especially if y'all sisters ain't up in the

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The ass

(Ladies)

The dick

[Verse 2: Apani B Fly]

Vaginas diamond studded, you know you love it

Rub dick the right way, don't be coming quick like express trains

Make your Jones crazy

Swallow bones but no babies, to stick this, gotta lick this

Tonight's entree is cherries Bombay

And Thai-Thai's flavored café latte

Broke-ass bumbaclaat, let's rock, can't play with mines

Need nine inches dangling, pinching my spine

Hanging ten with the best of wenches that never flinches

Bench your game, poor form won't score

Gotta hit the backboard, like it raw backdoor

Want to pause hardcore porn style, baby

Who do it better? Say my name backwards and spell each letter

Be having grams of spasm, leaving on a stretcher

And gets you wetter and incredible, suction

Punk-ass you're whack pumping, ready to rupture

Busting wildly like NYPD

So typically we wasn't ready for the fantasy freak

Don't sleep, privately I peep with devices

Energizers keep me vibrating in a crisis

Representing my bitches, throwing clitorises

Like ventriloquist-es limp penises, don't kiss these pussy lips-es

Please, you play clay with top grade shit

I seen bigger dicks in pre-K (Nah!)

[Chorus]

The dick

(Niggas)

The ass