I jump from bed, run downstairs

Butter some toast, add apricot jam

Say, ‘Good Morning’ to Mum & Dad

Still asleep, still in bed and

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Play with my computer

Play with my computer

Now, insert the disk, type in ‘load’

‘Junior Jumpman’ press the ‘return’

Screen says searching for ‘Junior Jumpman’

‘Loading’ ‘Ready’

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‘Syntax error’ what can it be?

‘Syntax error’ press the wrong key

Just before I try again

Let me have a think now

My father doesn’t know a byte from a bite

My mother I’m afraid is not much better

They don’t understand, they don’t know where it’s at

And what can you do with parents like that who

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‘Syntax error’ what can it be?

‘Syntax error’ press the wrong key

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‘Syntax error’ what can it be?

‘Syntax error’ press the wrong key

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