[Chorus: Pete & Bas]

Lovely, jubbly

Glass of the bubbly

And I got tools and they go, BANG!

Step too close and it's ugly

Lovely, jubbly

Glass of the bubbly

And I got tools and they go, BANG!

Step too close and it's ugly

[Verse 1: Bas]

0-1, 2-1

Do one, son I mean that

Run a man down DigDat

Break both legs on a man KitKat

Kick back, cracked egg in a pint sip that

Big Bas, boot to the face and his head goes splat

[Verse 2: Pete]

Shut your mouth

Wanna throw stones come down south

London town

Smash pints till the sun goes down

You don’t wanna come round here

Get smashed in the face with a sovereign

Fried slice on a plate with the beans, and a sausage and the egg no nonsense

[Chorus: Pete & Bas]

Lovely, jubbly

Glass of the bubbly

And I got tools and they go, BANG!

Step too close and it's ugly

Lovely, jubbly

Glass of the bubbly

And I got tools and they go, BANG!

Step too close and it's ugly

[Verse 3: Bas]

What’s that, missed calls and the texts on the Whatsapp

Send me the location

And I drop that

Ring off the burner, drop cash to the Santander

Nice little earner, two shakes of a lamb’s tail I’m there

[Verse 4: Pete]

Hank Marvin

Take chunks off a man – wood carving

Listen darling, I go fast in my Aston Martin

I’m a nut job, pint cans in my grandson’s lunchbox

And I got more in the glovebox

Had a big fat crash at the bus stop

[Chorus: Pete & Bas]

Lovely, jubbly

Glass of the bubbly

And I got tools and they go, BANG!

Step too close and it's ugly

Lovely, jubbly

Glass of the bubbly

And I got tools and they go, BANG!

Step too close and it's ugly

Lovely, jubbly

Glass of the bubbly

And I got tools and they go, BANG!

Step too close and it's ugly

Lovely, jubbly

Glass of the bubbly

And I got tools and they go, BANG!

Step too close and it's ugly