I'm gonna buy you a big hat with feathers and flowers

I'm gonna buy you a mansion with 60,000 rooms

An' that ain't all, no, that ain't all!

I'm gonna buy you powder, I'm gonna buy you paint

Gonna fix you up an' make you look like somethin' you ain't

An' that ain't all, no, that ain't all!

I'm gonna buy you a fur piece, I'm gonna buy you gloves

I'll buy you anything if you will give me all of your love

An' that ain't all (That ain't all!) No, that ain't all (That ain't all!)

I'm gonna buy you a Rolls Royce, get you a chauffeur too

But the chauffeur's gonna be a woman just like you

An' that ain't all (That ain't all!) No, that ain't all (That ain't all!)

I'm gonna buy you dresses 'till your wardrobe falls

You're gonna die of old age before you wear them all

An' that ain't all (That ain't all!) That ain't all (That ain't all!)

If we're both a-livin' 1999

They will have a pill by then to keep us both alive

An' that ain't all (That ain't all!) That ain't all (That ain't all!)

All these things I'll buy you, if you'll just wait for me

'Cause I'll be out of prison in 1983

An' that is all (And that is all!) That is all (And that is all!)

That is all (And that is all!) That is all!