Well I took my baby to the carnival

An' I heard that barker yell ( Hey! Hey! )

"Come on an' win yourself a purdy Kewpie Doll

All you gotta do is ring the bell!"

Well I swung the hammer just as hard as I could

An' you should have heard the wild applause . . . ( Hooray! )

When "bong" went the bell

And the man said

"Well, I guess the Kewpie Doll is yours!"( Yeah Yeah! )

I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear

Or a high school banner for my wall

'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll

An' she's the cutest one of them all!"

( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!

Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )

Ah then, we walked down the midway

'till we saw a crowd an' the man said "Try your skill

Five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water

An' give your little baby a thrill"

Well, my baby smiled an' she kissed me once

An' I felt I was nine feet tall

Oh! five shots crashed and the five ducks splashed

An' the man gave me a Kewpie Doll!

I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear

Or a high school banner for my wall

'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll

An' she's the cutest one of them all!"

( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll!

Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )

Ah then, my baby said, "Honey, let m try my luck

An' knock the milk bottles off the shelf!"

You should have seen this chick, she was a dead-eye Dick

Hey! I couldn't do it better myself!

An' then my face got red and my chest swelled up

An' my eyes bugged outta my head

'cause when the prize turned out to be a Kewpie Doll

This is what my baby said, SHE SAID . .

"Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear

Or a high school banner for my wall

'cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll

An' he's the cutest one of them all!"

I said, "She's the cutest one of them all!"

An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )

An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( Kew Kew Kewpie Doll! )

An' she's the cutest one of them all!