[Intro: BurgerKingOfficial, PERP, RyFi, & Young Soup]
BurgerKing Productions (nice)
BurgerKing Productions
BurgerKing Productions
Business climate (business climate)
Fuck you!
This one will make you queef (number)
Number 12, Saudi Arabia
Don't be filming me brother
You got your rapist homo thug black balls over there-
What the hell are you talking about?
[Verse 1: PERP]
Yo I'm Jesse Pinkman, grah!
I am Jesse Pikmin, grah!
Like men but they're pickled, grah!
Mordecai and freaking Rigby, woah!
Pickled man
Grunkle Stan
Smoked ham
I'm in Birmingham, bruv
I am Jesse Pinkman, bruv
I am Messi Pikmin, bruv
Like the footballer but pickled, bruv
(Pikmin)
When it comes to lyricism, I know no bounds
I can buy whatever I want, I have a million pounds
And I'm in the call with BurgerKing, he's playing Rounds
And I'm taking off my socks now, suck on these hounds
*Angry Bird*
Yeah, you know what time it is
Lather these people up
Butter 'em up with your words
[Verse 2: PERP]
Everyone talks about the green M&M
'Cause she's hot
But have you seen the brown one?
She's also quite feminine
Call me rapper Eminem
Minions got my back
Shoutout to Gru and them
They stealing the moon back
[Verse 3: PERP]
Once again I'm Jesse Pinkman, Mr. White yo
Once again I'm Jesse Pinkman, Mr. White yo
I have been watching you, Mr. White homie
I know just what to do, Mr. White homie
I'll cook the perfect brew, Mr. White homie
Jesse, you did it incorrectly
Once again I'm Jesse Pinkman, Mr. White yo
Once again I'm Jesse Pinkman, Mr. White yo
[Interlude: Dean Norris]
Um, but listen you're watching too much uh loli hentai
I mean, to be honest with you, I'd rather you do-
I'd rather you do meth at this point
[Verse 4: PERP]
Speaking of M&Ms, don't forget the men
Jerma looks like the yellow one
They call him 'Big Slappy'
Because of his big buns
They make me so happy
Jerma's big slappy!
I'm a freakazoid on this mic
I ride on this flow like a bike
Driving all around, turnpike
PERP rising through the charts like a kite (ah)
[Verse 5: PERP]
I'm playing Sea of Thieves, Joe Neate
Do anything to fix hit reg, I'll suck your meat
I might have to feel you
I might have to steal you
'Least that's what rapper Viper did
But, that's why he's locked in the brig
[Outro: Joe Rogan & Ben Shapiro]
So, I went to the beach that makes you old
You went to the what?
The beach that makes you old
The beach that makes you old?
Yeah man, the beach that makes you old
Excuse me?
I gotta tell you about this beach
It made me old
You have to know that's not possible
Look at me man, I'm old as hell
And it's 'cause I-I went to the beach that makes you old