[Intro]

Humans this, humans that

Who cares?

The Moon is watching/haunting us

And nobody is talking about that

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, but I’m not

Because I ran out of crazy pills

I need more

When am I getting paid?

[Verse 1]

The Moon is watching us

The Moon is haunting us

Not enough people are talking about it

They say they doubt it

When I bring it up, they just dance around it

Ignore the circumstance in orbit

France is dumb as shit

Look up to the sky

Really open your eyes

Can’t you see? (huh?)

It’s all lies (all lies?)

I mean it’s really all lies

They just try to hypnotize

C’mon, pull out your telescope

Point it up at the sky

Don’t you see those little guys?

Those are Space Nazis (oh)

Don’t you ever wonder why they say there’s a man on the Moon?

It’s not because there’s a face, it’s ‘cause of those little goons

There’s Nazis floating ‘round in sky

Tryna colonize one moon at a time

Tryin’ to use the Moon to control our minds

[Chorus]

I’m skeptical of the Moon, baby

I’m skeptical of the Moon, what does it do?

[Verse 2]

I mean really, what does it do?

Well, I have a little theory for you

All the politicians around Washington are being lobbied by the Moon Nazis

Woah

Now have a brief moment just to take it all in

They’re using it as a base to control everything

They flash down their moonlight onto earth every night

To control our little minds and make us think…

“Hmm, Space Hitler is alright!”

[Interlude]

*TV static*

Woah, woah, woah

Sit down and have a snack

Because you are in for one glorious moon attack

*TV static*

Do you know what to do

When the Moon begins haunting you?

*TV static*

Ay yo, hold the phone

And roll it back

The Moon is in control

*TV clicks off*

[Chorus]

I’m skeptical of the Moon, oh baby

I’m skeptical of the Moon, I know the truth

I’m skeptical of the Moon, ooh-hoo-hoo