[Intro]

The zombies are coming

[Verse 1: PERP & GALAXYBOI]

Yes we are bitch

We're killing this shit

Crazy Dave can get it

I see a nut I eat it

Traffic cone, I wear it on my head

My gun's a Barrett while I'm dead

But if you even think about planting that potato

You will be too motherfucker

I have so much trauma from these zombies on my lawn

I just really want you to know that these zombies won't fucking go

*Crazy Dave Noises* (Oh yeah, uh huh, okay)

*Crazy Dave Noises* (mhmm mhmm, really? okay)

I just dropped a bomb To get these zombies off my lawn

What to do, I don't know, they just swallowеd all of my nuts bro

I'm cumming

[Verse 2: Young Soup & GALAXYBOI]

Dr. Zomboss here, gonna bounce all up on thе track

Look at my fat sack, it's pretty fat

I got zombies on my dick and it is pretty fuckin’ sick

I see one, two, three, count ‘em, deanvious licks

Got the warfare in the garden, got me poopin’ shit then fartin’

Bombs droppin’ and ploppin’, like my shit, it's non-stoppin’

My bars are a wall

Fat zombie balls

Givin’ sloppy in a stall

Give me my alcohol

So you know what the people in the west say

Yeehaw!

[Verse 3: PERP]

I have severe Crohn's disease (disease)

I shoot shit like Peashooter shoot peas (peas)

My money green like the leaves (the trees)

I smoke these plants in my bong (my bong)

But, I can tell something is wrong

I forgot to be a gooner in this song

Solar Flare, I'd fuck

Green Shadow, I'd fuck

The rose, I'd fuck

Sunflower, I'd fuck

Peashooter, I'd fuck

Mushrooms, I'd fuck

Chomper, I'd fuck

And Dave, I'd fuck

[Verse 4: GALAXYBOI & PERP]

I'm planting these potato bombs

I plant my dick up in yo mom

On plants I'm using fertilizer

My dick in yo mom, I fertilize her

I grab a pea and then I shoot it

My dick in yo mom, a load I'm shootin’

I grow myself a head of cabbage

Yo mom give me head, yeah she a bad bitch

On these shrooms, I'm making fumes

Yo mama's glutes, they make me coom

I kill zombies with angry pumpkins

I heard yo mom gives out mean blumpkins

[Outro: PERP & GALAXYBOI]

Can't stop the zombie train

They're gonna eat my fuckin’ brain

Oh god

Oh no

Please stop

Oh no!

He who pulls me out shall be named "King Arthur"