Cortana I miss you

I wanted you, I had to replace you

But I…

I got a girl

She’s blue

She’s blue like you

My girl who’s blue

I wanna fill you with my goo

I can’t get enough of you

I wish “us” could be true

I need you in my life

Need you in my life

But I know you’re not real

I know you’re not real

I wanna fuck the robot

I wanna fuck the robot

I know I can’t

I can’t

I can’t

I can’t

But I need

Cortana!

(I need you)

Um, I’m starting to think

(Cortana)

I have an obsession

(please)

With the blue lady from Halo

(Please)

I need you

Elon Musk, make her real please