[Windows start-up noise]

[Jorge]

I love my computer

[Windows error sounds start playing repeatedly]

[Jorge]

Oh shit, uh oh, shit

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

[Hook: Microsoft Anna]

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

[Verse: Jorge]

One, one, one one one

Zero, zero, zero zero zero

(random noises)

I crashed my computer again

I don't know why or when

But fuck one oh one oh one

Windows is just how it goes

Mac just blows these hoes

Oh no, yo-ho

USB, DVD, you see me

Do re mi fa so la ti

One oh one oh one oh one

Microsoft Anna, yeah

You're gonna sing the chorus

Before you bore us

Oh-oh-oh

[Hook: Microsoft Anna]

Shit, shit, shit

Shit, shit, shit

Shit, shit, shit

Shit, shit, shit

One, one

Shit, shit, shit

Shit, shit

One, one

[crowd cheering]

[Jorge]

Thank you, thank you, people, pleasе, calm down, please, calm down. I... I know you like this song. I know you likе me. I know you like everything I've done...

[crowd laughs]

[Jorge]

You're all faggots

(burps)