[Intro]

I think we should just do a...Thanksgiving album

[scribbling on paper]

[Verse 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hold on

It's Thanksgiving

Turkey to be eating

Too bad it's not living

Ah, shit!

[paper ripping then crumbling]

[Sample]

Special Christmas episode

Me-Merry Christmas

Christmas

[Hook]

Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell

Jingle all the way to hell

[Verse 2]

You know I'm the realest MC

When under my Christmas tree

I give better presents

Than Muhammad Ali

So pleasant to see a present

Nope, actually it's a depressant

'Cause my present is dead babies

In a bucket of dead ladiеs

(Yes, yes, yes, yеs)

[Hook]

Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell

Jingle all the way to hell

Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell

[Outro]

Shut the fuck up Charlie Brown

RHS

Up in this mess

Yeah, representing Rocklin

We're rockin'

Yeah yeah yeah

Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh

Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh

Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh

Shut the fuck up Charlie Brown