[Austin]

Are we even making a Christmas album anymore? I need to know

[Voicemail Operator]

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[Verse: Jorge and Dr. Dre]

Going to metal was not the best choice (Yeah)

But I was not about to settle with my producer's voice

The decline is now mine

'Cause I can't write a rhyme

That goes in this line (Yeah, yeah)

Don't have enough time before the album's out

I doubt it'll be good

But I'm not in the mood (Yeah)

To write a good rap

So here's this crap (Yеah)

By the way, I hired some gay pеople to write this for me

And drink my pee (Yeah)

Did I just...try to rhyme good and mood? (Yeah)

[Hook: Austin and Jorge]

'Cause I stole this beat-nah shit

Yeah, it's not gonna work that way-I mean you could try

I'm thinking

Thinking

'Kay, gotta do this

'Cause I stole this beat from Eminem

And I will get sued and lose my money

This song is shitty all the way

'Cause ... wait what the fuck is this last line?

Cut