[Verse 1: Clavi]
Bring it back, to '83
That's when the ponies came to be
Zacherle and the first generation were the originators
Here for thirty years, don't push the blame on me
Take a moment to check this, My Little Pony
Was supposed to appeal to both sexes
It's renewed its universal audience
And in the process got a few musical hobbyists
People got roped up in a show's lariat
We liked what we found, wanted to carry that
Other cartoon fans would rarely rap
But My Little Pony? Bronies, where we at?
Hope you're happy to have me
Glad I'm part of the community as Clavi
Nothing on the internet quite grabs me
Than hearing someone blazin' a track like they were Dashie
Some ask me, "why do you even bother to
Offer rap talking about some mere horse?"
I reply, "it helps open career doors
Creative artists and minds get set on a clear course"
Within the interims of it I can see their egotism
And fear a schism but I believe in rhythm and lyricism
Keeping the peace among the people so cheer a bit and
Listen to them, this here's the sheer force of Fim
[Bridge]
(The magic of friendship never obsolete!)
(The magic of friendship never obsolete!)
[Verse 2: FenPony]
Ever since I first saw this stuff, I've been in love with it
Putting my rap skill down for it like an evangelist
Imagine this, this kid coming to rap, nothing but a heart-throb
Hard like I come from a rock farm
Fen gets the feminine pastels, who fast fell in love with my rap skill
Heads smash the class bell fast when I rap
Flutterhuggin' a motherbuckin' manticore
If I hand it any more love, it'll blow up
A brony cannot be hardcore? Uncalled for
I just don't even care what you say, so talk more
Equestrian analysis: Vast, magic and fabulous
Clavi is on the track with me and Flowny and we're flashin'
Our construction hats, "incoming fun"
Pinkamena One calling Gummy, approaching prime target
Everybody, I mean everypony get ready to arm the pony cannon
Shoot the party through the wall at little Fen
And then I'll no longer be all alone
Leave your mind boggled and blown how good this is
Think I really found my home, not roundabout
Say it proudly, I go bananas and batty for My Little Pony
Not only that but I'm holding the record for the fastest rap
Ask for DaShwing, the fascinating thing is I blast Nowacking's rap
Out of the front of a bass cannon created sporadically
On days off by a fan with passion, that's Fim
[Bridge]
[Verse 3: Rhyme Flow]
Call me Flow-etic, don't let me get pro-phetic
Cause when I spit it, I'm blowing the pho-netics
Hope fanatics won't get overly panicked
Cause I'm overly attached to my fans, like Flow's static
Heh, head over heels, with the feels
My appeal is surreal, but this deal is a steal
Seeing the happiness of friends surrounding me
And I'm 'bout to be unbounded with bountiful fans hounding me
How did we get to this edifice
How do we best handle this blessed sentiments
Instead of defending everypony with evidence
We list benefits and then let all the thoughts settle in
We focus in, like it's Ritalin
You foals wanna feel the heat? We're the kindlin'
Clavi, FenPony with Flowny and
We going in harder than most, repping the Brony-kin; Fim