[Verse 1: Monogatari (Perfect Storm)]

All these girls around me, not by choice though

If you must know the town surrounding, is abounding with some sus ghosts

Curses, oddities, aberrations and spirits

I'm no expert, I should fear it instead I'm wanting to cure it, call me

Araragi, I'm the type to calmly catch a body

Ladies want me, all these ladies on me, even lolis

Listen closely, got a problem? Leave it to Koyomi

Roaming like a god, out at night they might call me Tsukuyomi

With Shinobu, no Shinobi, I'm the one and only

Local antisocial, stay away if you don't know me

I was lonely, things are different, now I won't be

Openеd up and now it seems that my life has been changing slowly

All these cursеs I dispel from the mountaintops to the pits of hell

I may have chosen this path, but I couldn't have known what it'd entail

I only wanted to help, from the start I felt compelled

But in the end only one who can save you is yourself

[Verse 2: Rosario Vampire (StrafeY)]

She got the thick thighs and the stripped tights

She wan' fuck me in the night time

She got the pink hair and the green eyes

She's a loli, but it's alright

She screaming my name, I can't think what to do

With this treasure, forever I'm keeping it

Close to my heart, she's the ace to my cards

And they say that there's nuttin', I swear that's a spark, ay

My life, it now has purpose, you may don't concern us

With girls this hot you'd think we gonna put you in a furnace

When I enter man was nervous, Moka, damn, she gorgeous

Manna here, we're cautious, school of monsters, yeah, I'm feeling nauseous

She give the good suck and I'm losing blood

Call the NHS, man, I'm 'bout to bust a nut

She got that smut, bloodlust like Liverpool

Kinda like a normal school, but NSFW

[Verse 3: Infinite Stratos (Jixplosion)]

Ops aiming at my head, but my head dense

All the women aiming for the head, but my head dense, ay

Ichika's bitches, they itching and lewd

But I'm only getting inside metal suits

'Cause I ain't got time for a hoe that's low

Though I'm boss with my sword, yeah, Shinonono know

Yeah, they follow where I go, then they taking off the clothes

Man, I wake up in the morning and a girl is hella close

Like bitch, get back

Yeah, Cecilia, she hella breaking that back

Tittie so huge, how the hell she fit in that mech?

Ooh, we got a boy in here? Nah, he got a clit

Ay, whole school harem, I'm the go-to, bruh

They give gold head like my girl Dunois

Come on, lay the Infinite down because I eight

I'm the only dude who finna get inside her space

[Verse 4: Trinity Seven (Young Light)]

Pull out the Seven, leave you holy like the Trinity

You ain't been a G, know that I be on a winning streak

Arin make it slippery, all Seven got fit physiques

Gun inside, call it inner piece, yuh yuh

Weapons on me like Lilith

She keeping it all lil lit

I'm eating their box like a picnic

I'm making them scream like a pitch shift

Bitch is easy to read like a book, that

Roll with the Seven, we walking like wolf packs

Women around me you wish you could look at

Edit be fire, I tell 'em what's good Pat

My bitch keep a stick like Revi, ay

The opps they be popping like cherries, ay

I'm keeping that lead like a pencil case

She wanna get merried, she give me the wedding cake

[Verse 5: Date a Live (J Cae)]

People think I'm lucky or they think I'm crazy

Thinking that I'm pervy and fold me like Origami

Thinking I'm a nightmare, nah, I call her Kurumi

But I treat 'em all like a queen, Yatogami

Got a big bite, freezing all my assets

That's Yoshino when she loses her rabbit

Yoshinon, but it ain't somethin' to frown upon

It's akin to the lil sis, missing nii san

Throw a big fit, sparks lil ifrit

But I put it out when I'm bringing out the twin jets

But a cyclone of emotions, that's the Yamai twins

Choose one or the other, but I go for the win

Got 'em both, which is funny, I encountered Natsumi

Ara ara to a jail sentence cause a loli

But I love 'em all and we chillin' to the tunes

Date a Live, no Vocaloid, but we got a Miku

[Verse 6: OreShura (GhostChildX)]

Don't care for asses, don't care about pussies, don't care about tits, all I care is for studying

I'm anti-love, but I have a harem of girls saying: "I love you" and kissing and cuddling

My girlfriend's a bitch and she acts like a JoJo, in my own life I'm a Jo-bro

She blackmails me, running is a no go, when she reads my notebook I scream: "Oh no!"

How many girls have I got on my dick?

Go by the novels I say about six

Seven, there is a loli I missed

Nah, we don't add a case to the list

Even my aunty wants to come and get fluffed?

How about no? That's kinda messed up

Sleeping with a princess who's conquering the Grandline

My love is a One Piece, something that you can't find

[Verse 7: Campione! (Jay Music!)]

Take your chick and now she giving me brain

And in return she got the tip, I talk my shit with a blade

Can tell a lot about a bitch by the look of her name

Goddess riding on my dick, I think I got her insane

Now you enter my domain, now you ain't leaving the same

You wanted the golden sword, well then I give 'em the fade

Mess with a king, now get on your knees, I give 'em the D

Adolescent, that is how I boost up the team

Wait, they call it a blessing, how I carry the weapon, the greatest contestant you don't want to mess with, I'll hit you with a camel toe

And throughout all the lessons they say it's destined to deliver the message, they wanna wrestle, I tickled their cameltoes

Cause I roll with a whole crew full of stallions, two knights, one's Italian, shrine maiden said no way

Samurai rapscallion, a fallen paladin, say you was beat by the Campione!

[Verse 8: KonoSuba (TereChi)]

My money long like my title name, that ain't the only thing 'bout me that's long and a mouthful

Got your chick wet like a tidal wave and just like Kyouya she gonna get up and forget you

Stealing her heart, that shit simple, Darkness is a little naive and submissive and breedable

But her pockets and her chest, yeah, they stacked, so I guess her attitude, it can be excusable

Your chick like Megumin, blowing her back out

And when I'm done I just get up and walk out

Aqua be dripping, I need me some drains

The way that she squirt is the reason she remains

Pussies 'round me, I am a gynecologist

Pull out Chunchunmaru, there ain't no stopping this

And the demon lord's tyrannical rule

I guess I am god's blessing on this wonderful world

[Verse 9: Ouran Highschool Host Club (Knight of Breath)]

Sights set on my education

But boys, girls line up in formation

A Host Club, what's this damn creation?

But still I stay, no hesitations

These rich kids know how to play

But could they work for the day?

And after all that I say

They still act like life's an easy game

Wasn't searching for this, wasn't searching for love

But looking around, I can't help but think of

All of the things that led me to you

You're nothing like me, but still both we grew

It started when I found the music room

Now we have these stories to tell future yous

And I regret nothing

This school is something

[Verse 10: Monster Musume (BlackFrost Hee Ho & GXG Wolf)]

I been the fliest, your girl call me papi

And she got the talents, she sharp with the sloppy

And she keep the six, so you know the rounds dropping

Shawty be fly, but please, do not drop me

No topping, but keep me away from the snakes

And it's Suu, how your slimes get wet up for the change

Lala, my chick get me nothing but brain

You spy, there's a reason the rack near a eight

And I'm great and I've been saying nothing but facts

And it's Polt, how my dogs run the show from the back

If you getting the piece, but you thought it was peace

My team beast, Monster Musume, all keeping racks

Code name Rachnera, how I be on the web, making a killing

Been dealing, been chilling, concealing like Mrs. Smith

How my broads handle business

Bitches round me, but I move for my mistress

[Verse 11: Highschool DXD (GXG Wolf & BlackFrost Hee Ho)]

We different, we son 'em, the day just beginning

Ah, see the light, disappearing dimensions

I'm boosting my clip, now my mag got extensions

This devil a GOAT, but that's no need to mention

Now all of these girls turn their heads in my presence

And harem king, you know that's built in my essence

Packing a devil, the stick been for smoke

Dragon in control, now I'm killing all these jokes

Send them a beam, now their balance is broke

They talking, I'm all for the action, they got

Weapons, I'm grabbing the dragon

A volley of rounds 'cause I cut them in fractions

I'm leaving 'em red and that's shout out my faction, ay

Just like my armor I'm sending them rounds

Might be a demon, protecting my town

King of this shit, boy, give me my crown and it's Wolf