I sent her two postcards

They came right back

A big potato from Boise Idaho

A giant trout from Boston Massachusetts

A catfish in a top hat from New Orleans

Flaming watermelons from Dallas Texas

Corn cob with 2 feet and 3 hands from Omaha

Pencils from Lincoln Nebraska

A 3-D Grand Canyon

Strangely enough that was from New Mexico

Oh Happy day

I sent her two postcards

They came right back

Big wheel from Detroit Michigan

A lake freighter from Chicago

A cow wearing a stetson Montana

A chicken farm ranch from Utah

Utah was a good state for that sort of thing

It's Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City is a very good thing for that sort of thing

It's one of the best places for that sort of thing

That I've ever run into

Delaware Water Gap

Bill's Laugh-Inn

Jersey Shore Pennsylvania

Dubois Pennsylvania...

Did I ever tell you about the time I broke down outside Dubois?