Some hats are shaped like Oklahoma

Some hats are shaped like the Zuider Zee

Some hats are small and dusty objects

Some hats look like me

Some hats are thinking caps

Unmindful of their dinghy flaps

Some hats are springboks

Startled by low-flying trucks

I don't want to know why o-we-o-we-i

Some hats tumble and fly through the air

Some hats sit on foam heads and stare

O-we-o-we-i please don't ask me why

I don't want to know why o-we-o-we-i