[Intro]

Fist meets face, ass meets seat, Hello Mr. Seat

You're on your way, the new haircut did not help

[?] in the restroom, the ladies room

The powder room, the girls room

[Chorus]

You've been smacked, you're on your ass

Hello Mr. Ass

Lickity split

You've been smacked, you're on your ass

Hello Mr. Ass

Lickity split

[Pre-Chorus]

Fist meets face, ass meets seat, Hello Mr. Seat

You're on your way, the new haircut did not help

[?] in the restroom, the ladies room

The powder room, the girls room

[Chorus]

You've been smacked, you're on your ass

Hello Mr. Ass

Lickity split

You've been smacked, you're on your ass

Hello Mr. Ass

Lickity split

[Pre-Chorus]

Fist meets face, ass meets seat, Hello Mr. Seat

You're on your way, the new haircut did not help

[Outro]

You've been smacked, you're on your ass

Hello Mr. Ass

Lickity split

You've been smacked, you're on your ass

Hello Mr. Ass

Lickity split