[Verse 1]

Livin', dyin', such a drag

Wasted, feelin' forever sad

Expectations way too high

Disappointment, boo-hoo, I'm sad

[Chorus]

A beam of light, it's my window of opportunity

I draw the shades and I go back to sleep, I am a lousy son

I cooked drugs on my silver spoon

I blew my education too, 'cause being bummed out is too much fun

[Verse 2]

Dyin' livin' at my dad's

C'est la vie, bleh, forever sad

I can't help it, it's just who I am, man

Wah, wah, wah, I'm so fuckin' sad

[Chorus]

No turnin' back, no second chance, my bed's been made

So I just lied down and I fuckin' stayed savvy ambivelant

You can't figure it out, am I appeased or pissed?

I am Adonis, I'm Narcissus, so kitsch, blasé, irrelevant

[Interlude]

All I wanted was a Pepsi

Just one Pepsi

And she wouldn't give it to me

[Breakdown]

I guess that I should be doin' somethin' with my life

Apply myself and clean my room

Could be learnin' a trade, could be seein' the world

But I need the adventure like a hole in the head

I'm a shallow, lazy, parasitic nuisance to you all

Just staying out and getting fucked

I'll be havin' a blast, if I run outta cash

I'll just sell all my stuff on craigslist, uh-oh

[Chorus]

Yeah, I'm the shit your mama warned ya all about

You stepped on me and tracked me through the house, come on, it ain't so bad

This time, I think I turned my life around

Pulled a couple 180's, now I'm XBOX bound, happy, forever sad!