[Intro]

I got beat up and shit my pants

Fell off this plane of existence

And found ideals that carried me through youth

I drifted deep asunder

With the memories I'd plundered

And discovered ambiguity of truth

[Chorus]

(Breakfast!) Hit by a bus, hitching a ride (Breakfast!)

(Breakfast!) Separate us, never confide (Breakfast!)

[Verse 1]

Crest of the tried

Safer than sound

Ringin' so wide

Chemistry-bound

Breakfast is my bestest friend around

[Chorus]

(Breakfast!) I am the best, I am the worst (Breakfast!)

(Breakfast!) Embarked short-sighted, ill-rehearsed (Breakfast!)

[Verse 2]

Sociopath

Hittin' the town

Fallin' in love

Wearin' a frown

Breakfast is my bestest friend around

[Outro]

The ballet I perform and wrote

To the chorus of "I told you so"

Mistress in a wedding gown

Breakfast is my bestest friend around