Mordegan plastic spoon - Intellectual

[Intro] [Skit]

Once upon a time

There was a little creature

Who lived in a vast ecosystem

Compiled of harmonies

This little creature was named Mordegan

And he was a Plushington from the Vorgat system

In the Hydrophobic Universe

And his imagination was as vast

As the three sons that rotated his planet in constant meridian

Music was a social construct that had to be followed

Precisely to a T on his planet

Until the day that Mordegan decided

He wasn't going to fit inside such a construct any longer

He was going to try things differently

"Hey guys! I'm gonna try things differently!"

Mordegan said

"That's gay." they responded

"No, no, I-" "no." "I really think if I do things different that you-"

(Nah, no, no.)

"That's gay."

And then they imprisoned Mordegan for his crimes

Against the Plushington people

They chopped off his foreskin and fed it to him

Before decapitating him in front of his longtime girlfriend

Veronica Hildenberg

She wept quietly for three days, and then began dating Chadwick Cumberpod, only four days later, and no-one has ever spoken Mordegan's name again

[Chorus]

I just wanna make art, why you gotta tell me how to make art? (Da, dah da da.)

I just wanna make art, why you gotta tell me how to make art? (Da, dah)

[Verse]

Can a nigga get a witness?

I'm really wit' this

Rhyme in reason, I'm rhymin' for rhymin' for reason

Smokin' blunts til' I'm wheezin'

I got verses like Ephesians

Now they all over the boy like a legion

My name Mordegan, pledge your allegancd

I really need this, I always wanted to be one of you

Til' I realize I'm not a single one of you

And when I'm in pain, it's really fucking fun to you

If you sayin' I'm a motherfuckin' under you

Where I come from? Up under you

[Pre-Chorus]

I just wanna make art... why you gotta tell me how to make art?

I just wanna make art

Why you gotta, gotta, te-te-tell me how to make art?

[Chorus]

I just wanna make art, why you gotta tell me how to make art? (Da, dah da da.)

I just wanna make art, why you gotta tell me how to make- (fading out) (Dah, dah da da)

[Skit]

And on his way, Mordegan, Mordegan's spirit went to the next realm, (Dah, dah da da, dah dah)

Where it was released, to be reincarnated

As a plastic spoon, in the Milky Way Galaxy. The End

[Bridge]

(Inaudible singing)

[Skit]

And there, drifting through space

For at least a millennium, the little spoon had time to think

About things, as he drifted to a place, called Earth

Where everyone hated art

[Verse 2]

Been a minute, yeah I'm all up in the Nebula

Made of plastic, but I feel regular

I been listening to y'all in the cellular waves

You need to check how you behave

Everybody finna be a grave

All you wanna do is ride a wave

I'm here to do shit right away

Yeah I'm driven, I got that right-away, bitch

I'm just a spoon, but I know that life on this planet

Is finna over soon, cuz' you're killin' eachother

You homo, sapience is a virus, that ship sailed like a pirate

You are a terrible race, you fight and you murder over the color of your face, you murder for race., then look at me like, "What the fuck do you know? You just a spoon in the first place."

[Outro] [Bridge]

Maybe I should just float away

(Inaudible singing)