Slapper X

By PDub

On I Fuck Birds

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Intro (Undastudy (MC Sermon))

Ay yo whats up it’s P-Dub on the track you feel me?

T-Dub Tha Undastudy aka Lil Swanka aka Westside Willie aka Docta Disrespectful aka L.M.N.O.G. aka Dizzy, bitch! aka Taecker Swizz reppin that P-Dub

That Swizz Money Hustlas reppin Swizz Money straight outta (yo) Swizzerland, you feel me?

Swizz bank accounts (Sermon), word to O.B.X, don’t drill off, peace to N.D-dub-G! Straight outta O.C.I. and on to the streets!

(MC Sermon)

Southern swagger doesn’t matter

Feeling like a ho snatcha

A weed stasha- you just a fat laugha

Thrown in a bag in ATL or NYC

But out here on the fresh, you get devoured lyrically

Conspiracy tends to be a good theory

Or maybe its just that your rhymes is weak

And mine are strong- my dicks long

Like King Kong- I’ll trample you with a blindfold on

Don’t respond- or do if you see fit

But I may not hear you when you spittin from the ditch

That I’ll throw you in- I act kindly towards kin

And no one else- but ya mother and myself

This excludes you, ya wack crew and the rules

So if my time is up, whatever shits rough

I sit tough, wait for you to rebuff

A comeback, but there’s no need to press ya luck

(Tricky P)

Yo this shit ain’t fosho, grab the next ho

It’s time to go, Sermon goes hard with the flow

Beats be floppy, don’t use the mop, see

You just another paste and copy, I’ll go

Vacuum-cleaner a bitch, rack em stack em now I get rich

Flinch bitch, now you on the ground, I use my fucking feet

To get a-fuckin-round, feel this fuckin beat

When I dance around, pull them pants to the ground

I wanna see that pussy- look, see

It’s not that easy to please me, so I expect you

To work hard, peck it and don’t stop

I don’t cop out, you don’t stop to pout

When I make this bitch shout, just kidding

I use lemon pledge I have that denim-edge

Clean blade with that fat knife, you always acting

All your fucking life this shit just got real, get a wife

Before I close the deal, rose to peel

This plum before I teach the bitch to go dumb

Peaches to apple, beats with only snapple

Drank that shit for nine months straight

Came out with a baby like “what the fuck I just ate?”

Bridge (Salvador Dali)

Paranoia-critical method

Because is one spontaneous method of knowledge

Based on the instantaneous association

Of delirious material

(Undastudy)

The crack stacka, with an ass like fat bastard

Kidnap wack rappers like dykes and back-packers

Teeth chatta, when the shaft smash swagga

White face, black dick yeah, I’m ass-backward

Plus I’m the David Blaine of the rap game

Drop flaming plane’s on your ass, give you back pains

And smack lames in the head just for talking

Come in through the chimney, leaving skulls in they stockings

Not cock-blocking, it’s the cock-combo breaker

Feel fatal fury in my D, check the flavor

These pencil-penis punks tryina dump on the gator

For that, Study break their face with an eraser

Like Godzilla crossed with Mr. Driller

Getting color-coded skriller while I molliwhop gorillas

Throw them in the griller ‘til I feel a little iller

P-Dub killin in the club- top billers