Verse 1 (maikis):

Woke up and the lamp's moving on its own

Sister cryin' 'cause her doll flyin' 'round the home

I whoop both of their asses, call on the phone

My dad tellin' me I got powers unknown

Grab my baseball bat and hop out the crib

A hippie tried to attack me and then I split his wig

Now I know it's not just my house, almost asked

For help, said fuck it, I won't stress my mouth

Left my sister and my mother home to figure it out

In the city where they freely wavin triggers around

Finally a random dude tell me whats goin down He say a

UFO crashlanded its Earthbound Figured

Thats the root of the problem and traveled for days

Found the ship, alien hopped out and sent me away

That day was the start of my pain Years

Later im the dad, call me if you need me to save the game

Verse 2 (MASTER):

This ando's nuts, stacking paper up in yo hood

Bringing you the bars from a boarding school in Snow Wood

Im cold with the pen, so they placed me in Winters

You need PSI, just for your lines to flow good

Been smashed Paula before and Mario and Donkey

Jump man in a land where everyone's feeling froggy

Don't got the PK but I can blast you with the shotty

Saved Ness with bottle rockets don't you dare try and OP me

Ask any in the game they say I'm hardest nigga

Play the game without the saves cuz I don't got a father figure

Slayed Gigas, hippies, dogs, Mr. Saturn's, wack spittas

Just so I could get my shine on Smash Bros as a sticker

Had to be my parent cuz they never been around

Been reject since birth, and I ain't never made a sound

Not a whimper or tear, I carry the weight around

And use it to keep me grounded eternally earthbound

Verse 3 (DAX):

Jeff's Heavy Bazooka, but now it's Young Lucas

Three years ago, man, why did the pigs choose us?

Y'all do y'all, you let us handle ours

Bruh, I mean, for your safety, let us handle bars

Your style is defective, Thunder, I'm electric

These Earthbound kids, consider 'em rejected

Your bars to eat breakfast, deliver lyrics so they don't

Cut Mother 3, you can call that a c-section

Crew look like we X-Men, I lost "Maikis" and Neb

Site, yeah we brethren, heard about the father thing

But only the son saves, so shout out to Gunpei, in this

Game, boy, Flint with the clip of the gunplay

Ness and I of course are back to back bat bros

Metaknight would ban us, we ruling over in Smash Bros

We don't wear we bandanas, but be aware for the cannons, I'm

In my mind, minding my business in striped pajamas

...but I want Ali in her Adidas sweats

...the way she would motivate me to be the best

...I guess, for now, David will just be a Ness

Cutting foes with yoyos, yup, ya' bamas

Chorus:

// Damn, girl, I'm Onett, d-damn, girl, I'm Onett, right?

Bound to be no other on Earth, word to your mother, right? //

// Yeah, I'm Onett, yeah, I'm Onett

Yeah, talking top of the world, hitta, I'm Onett //