[Verse 1]

Look at little grandma all asleep

On her sofa watching her TV

Little did she know

Someone’s opened her window

And next morning she’s nowhere to be seen

Grandmas all around will disappear

And then the public will fall into fear

Where have they gone

Off their rocking chair and lawn

Well maybe you could lend me your ear

[Chorus 1]

This world is simply imperfect

And I’ve spent years set to fix it

Now you’ll all run for shelter

When you see my army of elders

I’m using grandmas as soldiers

Knitting needlеs stuck through your shoulders

Here thеy come as you gaze

So you better count your days

[Verse 2]

Army helmets fit for raisin skin

Yellow smiles drooping to their chin

Now they’re marching with their canes

As I control their brains

Telling them to go and get a win

They’ll kill you with their stories and their guns

As far as they know, they’re just having fun

Hypnotized and foggy eyes, they’re ripe for mind control

So their muscles once again can rock and roll

[Chorus 2]

They’re out for blood, once more

Worn out bones knocking down your door

The people will finally come to see

And they’ll grovel at my feet

But a lesson must be taught

On this world that we let rot

And there’s nothing you can do

Now granny’s got a bone to pick with you

[Verse 3]

Pick a fight

With an old lady, dead of night

You fight all right

She’s clammy and she’s flaky

You are scared and cold

But now this war is getting old

Literally, it’s old ladies

She has a knife

And she attacks, you parry right

She wants your life

To end, she wants to end your life

But you can disarm her

But you don’t want to harm her

She used to bake banana bread

Now she only wants your head

[Bridge]

And all of you will shout

What the hell is this about

And none of you will see

That pollution was the key

You’re killing all the fish (All the fish)

And it kinda makes me pissed (Makes me pissed)

So the obvious solution

Is a grandma revolution

[Chorus 3]

They are completely vile

They’re mind controlled and senile

Even though they used to

Be so nice to you

Oh oh and yes, they’re an army

But I just can’t say I’m sorry

Won’t anybody stop me

Nobody can stop me now

Nobody can stop me now, oh no