[Verse 1]

It was a movie from '99

Adapted from a book written by E.B. White

And even though it made plenty of cash

This movie makes me mad

A family goes to the orphanage

To find a brother for their 9 year old kid

But what do they bring in their house

Some stupid little mouse

Ohh, woah oh oh, I only want to sing my prayer

Ohh, woah oh oh, so you can feel the hate I share

[Chorus]

Stuart Little, I hate your face

You dress up like the human race

Stuart Little, a mouse that talks

And sounds like Michael J Fox

[Verse 2]

His antics make me want to scream

I can’t stand watching him on the screen

Who's idea was this flick?

It really makes me sick (blegh)

I don't care about his family issues

While the rest of the audience are grabbing tissues

I’m trying not to scream at him and say

“I wish you passed away”

[Verse 3]

Ohh, woah oh oh, I see him in my dreams every night

Ohh, woah oh oh, staring with his beady little eyes

Ohh, woah oh oh, won't anybody understand

Ohh, woah oh oh, why this movie should be banned

[Chorus]

Stuart Little, I hate your face

You dress up like the human race

Stuart Little, a mouse that talks

And sounds like Michael J Fox

[Bridge]

When will this rodent learn

That he deserves to burn

People always tellin' me to chill

But I just want to talk to who produced this film

And question them why

Did you comply

To the person whose big idea to you

Was a mouse that's wearing tennis shoes

[Chorus]

Stuart Little, I hate your face

You dress up like the human race

Stuart Little, a mouse that talks

And sounds like Michael J Fox

Stuart Little, I hate your face

You dress up like the human race

Stuart Little, a mouse that talks

And sounds like Michael J Fox