[Verse 1]

Wish I could say

I’ve got a box to stand upon

Can’t spend my days shedding tears

Cause I’ve gotta amble on

The sandals on my feet

And the sandwich that I eat

Can’t beat this heat

Like maritime mystique

And everyday

Well, I feel the pressurin’

Wish I’d flip flop away

To my vessel settlement

Wanna be in the open sea

Without a kraken attackin’ me

Can I find some peace, or a piece of mind

Cause I seem to find that I’d rather be

[Chorus]

Ooh, sailboating

Just slowly floating

Down the stream of time

No fighting crimе, and no guys exploding

Ooh, sailboating

I’m slowly floating

‘Cross the sevеn seas

Just feel the breeze, it’s pretty thought provoking

[Verse 2]

Was lead astray (lead astray)

From the sandy shores of life

The bipedal way (bipedal way)

With no smoking mermaid wife

What’s the point of a sunny sky

With no waves to catch my eye

No boat to ride

No point to live my life

Wanna read a map (read a map)

I wanna read a treasure map

And find some gold (I wanna find some gold)

I wanna find some freaking gold

Only silver I can see

Is this silver fox looking back at me

In this window pane of this cubicle

I wanna open up and jump out of and go

[Chorus]

Ooh, sailboating

Just slowly floating

Down the stream of time

No fighting crime, and no guys exploding

Ooh, sailboating

I’m slowly floating

‘Cross the seven seas

Just feel the breeze, it’s pretty thought provoking

But if a seagull takes a crap

And it lands on my sailor’s hat

I swear to god

I will never sail again

[Bridge]

Whistle a tune and close my eyes

Maybe I’ll be met with surprise

And before I know it, I’ll be there

Seaweed on my chin, sea urchins in my hair

Avast me hearties, raise the sail (raise the sail)

Check out that big beluga whale (that big beluga whale)

Echolocating words to me (echolocate)

And it’s telling me

“Girl, you gotta sail the sea”

[Chorus]

Ooh, sailboating

Just slowly floating

Down the stream of time

No fighting crime, and no guys exploding

Ooh, sailboating

I’m slowly floating ‘cross the seven seas

Just feel the breeze, and view the trees

Stifle a sneeze, thank you and please

Just feel the breeze, it’s pretty

Thought provoking